I am going to pop out of my shell today and share something called the Air Sex World Championships. It’s like air guitar, except it’s sex and there are less rules. Contestants have 2 minutes to perform an Air Sex routine. The routine can include all phases of a sexual encounter. Props are allowed, teams are allowed and talking is allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated. Sex judges are comedians, musicians, artists and press. They choose 3 acts who return for a final round that is performed to a mystery song.
I want to do it. I’m serious. Those of you who know me are thinking there is no way I would go through with it, right? Do not doubt me, my friends. I finally have a calling and it is the Air Sex World Championships. We all knew my calling would be something that would better the world.
Since teams are allowed, SnarkySnatch, will you do me the honor of performing with me? What better day to say yes than this day–Friday the Fuck Buddy 13th? You know you want to, don’t hold back. We would be good at it and our performance would be wicked hot. My brain (among other things) is already flooding with ideas. I don’t know about you, but I will have to practice simulating an orgasm since I’ve never faked an orgasm in my life. Let’s do it. You pick the song.
awesome
you have already earned yourself a fan
Have u been drinking all day at work again?
That has only happened once, Susan. I learned my lesson.
Sober or otherwise, this was a fantastic post!
Thank you
Hahaha! I would love to peform with you. I have the purrrfect boots to wear. Kyle can be our coach.
Yes!!!
Reblogged this on kylemew.com and commented:
a new olympic sport has been discovered
That video was like a car wreck–I couldn’t take my eyes off of it even though I knew I should. Us old married ladies rely on bloggers like you to keep us current on all that is sexual. Especially since the end of “Sex and the City.” (And sadly, that last reference dates me even more…)
Haha, this made me laugh. Us single ladies probably provide many reasons you are all happy to be wed.
Well, there’s that too…
Song: I Feel Love Donna Summer …. anything by NIN… my personal suggestion would be a song sung by the Muppets Sweedish Chef. You think he ever covered Chocolate Balls by Issac Hayes? I think I will seriously do this. Might be the best sex I have all year.
Sex is like air you know… it’s not important until your not getting any.
If he hasn’t covered it, we should make a request. I keep imagining him singing the part “just put em in your mouth and suck em” and giggling.
shut the fuck UP! I’m in too! 3 of us! I can not believe that this really exists!!!!!!! I want to do it tooooooooooooooo!!
Right? You’re so in!
!! Drrreamyyy
Certainly sounds dreamy! I think the three of you would be worthy of starring in a Vivid Video production – if they handled simulated sex, that is!
Air Sex… fuck to the yes… this is perfect for people like me… it’s the rock star equivalent for call girls/boys…
OMG. I never heard of this before. LOL
Super HAWT post, young lady! Great work!
I wonder if I could get permission from my wife to watch SIMULATED girl-on-girl action?
Wow you really liked this one, didn’t ya? haha.
I love that this is your calling.
Best of luck!