My elbow has calmed down and my sore throat turned out to be allergies. Last night, I decided to take Benadryl to treat my symptoms and I had a dream that it was the 1800′s and ChrisDeVoss showed up at my house to exchange goods (no, not those kinds of goods).
I traded my mint leaves for his Uncrustable (no, not those mint leaves or that Uncrustable) and a video tape with this music video that he thought I would like:
I do like it, thanks dream Chris. We watched it and jammed the eff out. When it was over, I turned to him and very seriously commented, “When they invent the internet, I am so going to use ‘sexy soufflé’ in one of my posts.” See? Now I have.
I woke up laughing. God bless Benadryl dreams.



Wow, you really kick it old school in your dreams! Right on, sister.
Don’t think I will ever tire of the “Overweight Lover.”
I love Heavy D.
I think you need another dose of Benadryl. Just to see who shows up tonight.
You!
Oh, I’m far too boring. That’s one of the reasons I read your blog, after all.
This is hilarious! Chris’s zombie stories usually show up in my dreams…riding the ferris wheel with him and a dead guy.
Chris! Get out of our dreams (get into our car–beep beep, yeeah).
can i get a biscuit with that?
but of course
can i dunk it?
sure!
Reblogged this on kylemew.com and commented:
damn right
That rocks! Thank you, I’m honored. (Next time, more nudity please.)
Jeeeeze, I will try my best. You are so hard to please.
Mmm… Uncrustables. I miss those stoner nights and eating an entire box by myself and a Tony’s pizza.
You know me too well!
Great share!
Wow, that’s such a fun dream. I love that you followed through on the dream La La’s goals. Sexy souffle. Love it.
I once dreamed the guy singer from The B52′s was following me around singing about what I was doing….oh ambien.
Ambien is amazing. My next post is with you in mind, haha.
LOL!! My friend Ambien sometimes convinces me to do the strangest things….