Google Made Me A Perv

25 Jul

Lauren 9:33 AM (1 hour ago)
to Christopher

 

 

Dude, last night I had a dream about a blogger orgy. It was so awkward.

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Christopher De Voss 9:40 AM (55 minutes ago)
to me

 

 

Blogger orgy? Sounds like a bunch of people sitting around with laptops asking,

“What are you going to write about…. I don’t know, what are you going to write about?”

 

As I was giggling about his reply, I looked over at the Google ads and realized…oh my god, I’m a 2012 virgin-geek who loves LOTR, wants to escape and has actually peed her pants while laughing at Chris De Voss. I think Google communicated with my subconscious and called me a virgin-geek and my subconscious was like, “Oh yeah? Well check out this dirty dream and see how geeky we are now!” So, I’m sorry for having a naughty dream about a lot of you (and what I think some of you look like). Google is to blame!

These were the ads:

To See The World?
Go to Australia! To Florida! See The World. Don’t Wait- Start Exploring!
http://www.StudyAbroad.com

Star Wars Tees – Buy Star Wars Shirts For Adult Men.
Exclusive Star Wars Shirts & More Official, New & Retro. Vader & Yoda
http://www.80stees.com/StarWars

Meet Gorgeous Russian Men
Surf 10,000 Profiles with Pictures Contact Gorgeous Moscow Man Today!
http://www.russiancupid.com/

Pee Your Pants Laughing? Ask a Doctor Now
Questions Answered About Peeing.
health.justanswer.com/

Are You Done Writing A Book Yet?
Free How To Publish A Book–Mailed To Your doorstep At No Cost
http://www.Xlibris.com/BookPublishing

Geek 2 Geek
The Dating Site by Geeks for Geeks Find Your Geek Match!
http://www.gk2gk.com/

Lord of the Rings Online
Free RPG to Live the Story That Rules Them All! Join the Fellowship in
Middle-earth!
http://www.lotro.com/

Ugly?
Take the Quiz.
Are-You-Ugly.com

26 Responses to “Google Made Me A Perv”

  1. Christopher De Voss July 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm #

    Sorry about that. Dropped some new panties in the mail for you this morning. The Walmart lady asked me what color you liked. I said I don’t know, just make them extra sexy. She handed me some white ones with the little bow on the front. Hopefully they won’t be too droopy in the butt. They look really big. Enjoy.

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

      The new, giant panties sound lovely, you really shouldn’t have….oh and white? That’s my favorite color….thanks….I guess the bow does kind of sounds like my sort of jam.

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  2. Madame Weebles July 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm #

    Seriously? You’re just going to leave it like that and not spill about who was in the dream?

    You dreamed of me in that gold Princess Leia bikini, didn’t you.

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

      The person I imagine you look like was definitely present, and now I am imagining her in Princess Leia bikini. I think I just blushed. Thanks for that.

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  3. dee dee July 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

    I’m totally going to play the Lord of the Rings game

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

      See you there! I’m one of the hobbits, of course.

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  4. Carrie Rubin July 25, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

    Sure. Blame Google for your dirty deeds. For the record, I took the ugly test, but then it asked for my address and name so I never got the results. Guess I’ll just have to download the app that tells me whether I’m ugly or not. (And I’m not kidding–there is one.)

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

      Haha, I considered it. Well, I think you’re quite lovely, even if you called me out on being kind of a perv! ;-)

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  5. Maggie O'C July 25, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

    I think Carrie’s right. I don’t think Google made you a perv. You may have been born like that. Wear your new Walmart panties outside your clothes so we can see them!

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

      Haha, I will. You were in my dream. You were like, “well, if you can’t beat ‘em…”

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  6. clownonfire July 25, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

    La La,
    I’m sorry, this comment is not for you. Christopher, you’re funny. And kind of cute, too.
    Le Clown

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 8:23 pm #

      Christopher will be flattered, Le Clown, don’t worry about his delayed response ;-)

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      • clownonfire July 25, 2012 at 8:39 pm #

        La La,
        He was more funny, but it’s nicer to talk to you. So… How about these provocative profile pictures these decadent bloggers use as their gravatar? Shameless, I say.
        Le Clown

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        • La La July 25, 2012 at 8:54 pm #

          Le Clown,

          Right? They’re just asking to be approached by the opposite sex and possibly assaulted, in my opinion.

          La La

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          • clownonfire July 25, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

            La La,
            Just like in The Accused. Just like it. Movies don’t lie.
            Le Clown

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    • Christopher De Voss July 26, 2012 at 12:00 am #

      Thank you. We are both kindred clowns in spirit.

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  7. Simon July 25, 2012 at 7:34 pm #

    I guess wondering what I have on under all of this sand finally got to you. If you must know, it is a belt and a pair of flippers. Sweet dreams.

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    • La La July 25, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

      Be still my beating heart, Simon….a belt and flippers. This little girl just swooned.

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  8. gingerfightback July 26, 2012 at 5:33 am #

    The Lord of the Rings link – I thought RPG stood for Rocket Propelled Grenade – has Frodo been on the sauce again?

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  9. kenthinksaloud July 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

    I’m just gonna pretend I featured in your dreams but I’m pretty certain I didn’t…

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  10. becca3416 July 30, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

    Why are you so hilarious? I’m totally fine with this blog orgy thing.

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    • La La July 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

      Yeah ya are! I love it. We should take pics of us just hanging out and drive the dudes crazy.

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      • becca3416 July 30, 2012 at 5:11 pm #

        I am in. Maybe I’ll even wear a pair of fake reading glasses. Bonerific!

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