27 Aug

Originally posted on Staked in the Heart:

The Three Hot Chicks on Porn review  the 1940s vintage XXX sex film “Peeping Tom.” The nine minute film is black and white and has no sound. It is set to Looney Tunes sounding music.

The Three Hot Chicks are:

Carolina of Staked in the Heart

La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick

Maggie

The action begins with a woman flouncing unceremoniously on a bed in an ugly room and taking off  layers of clothes.

La La: “Nothing good ever begins in a dirty motel room.” 

Maggie: “I’m waiting for four old white men to show up and start singing Sweet Adeline.”

After undressing, the woman picks up a book and starts reading. She lays back on linens that look like they haven’t been washed since the motel opened.

La La: “She’s wearing granny panties and the bra I wore in the 6th grade.” 

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  1. Carrie Rubin August 27, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

    Umm…yeah, umm…so…well, I guess I got nothing. Too busy trying to get a couple of those images out of my head.

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  2. Madame Weebles August 27, 2012 at 2:53 pm #

    You ladies kill me. Too funny. How do you watch these, do you watch as streaming video and chat the whole time, or what?

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  3. Christopher De Voss August 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

    Was there the placards that would come up with the dialogue every couple of seconds, “Oh baby.”, “Mooooaaaannnnn!”, “Give it to me big boy. Leave your shirt on!”

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    • La La August 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm #

      I wish! That would be awesome. I’d like to make one of those these days

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  4. Andrew August 29, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    That movie looks ridiculous, and that’s an awesome idea to team up blog like that. It was like Mystery Science Theater- vintage porn addition.

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