Looks like a rat has made a nest on my front porch. It’s pretty much the size of a Chihuahua. I saw it eating a bagel. My diet only allows those 100 calorie bagel thins. Must be nice.
Anyway, I guess the rat is here to stay. I’ve swept its poop off the stoop on Saturdays and Wednesdays for at least a month now.
Lunch time. I brought yogurt. Got to make sure my body looks like skin and bones for next summer in case I get to go to the beach or something.
- Lauren
PS – Oh my gosh, I almost forgot tomorrow is trash day. That was a close call.
Wow! Sorry about the rat. I have never found you boring!
Bisous,
Dawn
Oh stop with this. I know that La La and Lauren are one in the same.
Fine, we are, but I am not allowed to talk about the fun things that happen because my parents say so. So, there.
Wow! Good news about the garbage! Hope it all goes well tomorrow, do you have to put out recycling too?
No, that’s Friday, which reminds me that I need to put a hole in the bottom of the can so the water will drain out. It has been rainy and I won’t be able to lift it down the steps otherwise.
Well, there’s your post for tomorrow!
Summer is a long way away, and pumpkin donuts are being stocked at your local DD right now. (And La La would tell you that nothing goes with vodka quite like pumpkin donuts…)
It….it does? If I didn’t know any better, well i’d say you’re trying to tempt me.
Bunk this! — “skin and bones for next summer?!” — How the hell’s La La?! What have you done with her?! I want La La!
La La had like 80 funny things happen this week worth mentioning. She will certainly be back. Thank you for your support.
Oh you poor thing! You’d better sit down and fan yourself for a spell, lest you swoon from all the excitement.
Nobody can tell what I suffer!
So nice of you to clean up after the rat…
I do what I can for nature.
I both love and hate trash day, but I hate rats period. Poop off the Stoop is the name of my rock-n-roll band.
Can I be in your band?
Lead singer and bass positions still open.
Your choice…or both?
Both will be good (once I take bass lessons).
why is this hilarious? because it is, it’s hilarious! xo, sm
Thanks, I am learning that I am having trouble coming up with this Lauren stuff the way I had hoped haha.
I agree with sweetmother….it is hilarious in an un-La La like way. See. And, look, now you’re in a new band. La La can’t say that!
Take that, La La!
This is still more interesting than my day was.
Haha that can’t be true.
Careful Lauren…there’s every possibility this could go viral – despite you best efforts! I have to ask – do you ALWAYS do what your parents tell you?….La La wouldn’t
No….not ALWAYS….
I thought not
Are Mom and Pop cracking down? Seriously?
It’s why try to keep well below the Radar.
Yep. Although you don’t even say anything worth hiding.
Wow. And I thought your Dad wasn’t reading after all.
A damning indictment of my work there.
Don’t scare me like that again. I almost shit my pants at work, but then I remembered I don’t have trash pick up anymore.
A rat make me bored, it makes me go eeeeek!
You make boring cool!