Becca and I were sitting around last night, trying to decide to what to do on New Year’s Eve:
Guess what? You’re invited!
Join Becca and La La for a New Year’s Eve Celebration!
When: New Year’s Eve, duh! Come anytime you want, we will be there and already drunk, probably.
Where: La La’s house!
Bring: A snack of your choice, wine or beer and a change of underwear….what? You never know what could happen and no, you can’t borrow Becca’s underwear (and I don’t wear any because of a dress tucking incident) so it’s best to just come prepared.
RSVP in the comments and we will include you in a follow-up post about how much fun we all had!
Directions:
1. Drive to the airport
2. Fly to BWI, get in a cab and take I-95 N
3. Take the creepy exit (lock your doors, please)
4. Drive 2 miles and turn left at the homeless man with peg legs (don’t ask him if he was a pirate because 1. it’s rude and 2. he gets really angry)
5. Go to the house with the front porch and black roof
6. Leave your shirt at the door!
Well, I will for sure be there!
Emily, shots? Come early. We’ll do shots.
Haha I’ll bring the SoCo and mix it up with lemonade because that’s how I roll.
That’s going to cause so much dancing and wooing. I can’t wait!
I love SoCo! I’m there!
It sounds too intriguing to pass up!
What are you bringing?
My party trick! You’ll have yours, right?
You’re going to be so tired of my monkey face by the end of the night!
I doubt it. I don’t really get tired of anything when I’m drunk. In fact, the drunker I get the more hilarious the same thing gets.
You just confirmed that we would be friends. This better be you, by the way:
I’ve never been to Tokyo, but I’m one of these guys for sure:
Haha yes! That’s going to make this so much better (I’m now spending my Saturday night watch Star Wars dance videos fyi).
Woohoo! Dancing stormtroopers rock!
Why are stormtroopers called that? I reckon I hey went trooping in the rain they must rust up a bit.
We CAUSE storms wherever we go.
Lalabec,
I’ll be there… I’ll buy new clown make-up for the event. I’ll bring a few bottles of my finest sparkling water, with the freshest lime squeezed and mixed in. I’ll leave my kids behind. Don’t think I’ll be able to find a babysitter this close to NYE… so I might just download all the Quentin Tarantino movies, and let my kids enjoy some grown-up entertainment. We will lock the kids from the outside of the house. A precaution.
Can I bring some music? Burt Bacharach? Earth, Wind and Fire? I have some old episodes of Solid Gold on some VHS tapes. We could watch these, to get the party started…
Le Clown
We can always lock them in my basement if you can’t find a babysitter!
I don’t know this Solid Gold of which you speak…but ooooh new clown make-up! Also, send me a couple of songs you intend to share and I’ll add it to the playlist.
Le C.,
could we lock our kids together and let them watch the Tarantino movies together then? We could let my dog babysit them. I promise they won’t get out of the house.
MMKNG,
Sounds like a plan to me…
Le Clown
I’m down like a clown … er — in like Flynn!
Good call, we already have a clown. What will you be having to drink?
I’ve always been a Cap’n & Coke kinda girl… at least that’s all that’s coming to me now… or Margaritas. Tequila and I go way back. What shall I bring?
TEQUILA. I mean, tequila, please. Just don’t let me have too much…..because crying.
I just got my magic underwear in. Sounds fun. I will be bringing Pepsi Max and Pizza rolls.
Magic underwear. Oh boy, that conjures far too many images…
Magic underwear sounds like less laundry, at least!
Brother John controls the kitchen!
Oh Boy! I got a lot more shopping to do now. Bagel Bites here we come.
I love bagel bites.
Bagel bites?! WHERE?
May I suggest Sams?
Good idea. Might as well get the “family sized” jar of pickles while I’m there too.
Spears only please!
Great video, but I’m jealous of your thinking crowns. Just think of how much more effective I’d be if I had one. Must go find one at the dollar store…
Not sure if I’ll be online New Year’s Eve, but if I am, it’s for sure I’ll stop by. This is an introvert’s kind of party.
Thinking crowns will be handed out as party favors!
I’m there and I have matching polka dot underwears perfect for this occasion!
Hopefully we will not be frying chicken.
Polka dots… classy!
I am also a fan of the polka and the dots.
I am SO in. I’ll bring wine, cookies, and my tiara, so we can sit in regal judgment together, topless and drunk.
The picture that this brings to my head is going to last a very, very long and happy time. I hope this happens. I truly do.
Me too! We’ll have to make this happen…
Such a beautiful vision.
LaLaBec, what a duo! I’ll bring some margaritas and my interpretative dance. I can dance to any kind of music.
Perfect! Apparently there will be all sorts so I’m glad you can adapt.
It wouldn’t be a proper party without some interpretive dance!
I might be late, since I’ll be flying my homemade helicopter, and my legs get really tired from pedaling. Plus I made the GPS myself too (read: Guess so, Probably, Something like that) and it’s not reliable. I’ll keep an eye out for your black roof though.
You can park it in my backyard! Late guests are welcome.
It’s called fashionably tardy.
Yep. Unless I show up finally in March, shouting “Where’s the party at?”
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Be sure to RSVP for me and La La’s New Year’s Eve bash. Check in at the comment section, and tell us what you will be bringing. Food? Spirits? Music? Twister and nudity? You tell us, and we will be sure to mention you when we re-cap all of the hypothetical debauchery in an upcoming post.
If I can come I’ll brink the snacks, and my water. I’m also a good clapper for all the dancing and singing and stuff. Really I am.
We needed a good clapper so we are happy to have you!
We better disable the clapper lights though. We don’t want anyone having seizures.
thanks! I will bring good snacks
I’ll come on two conditions.
1: There will be fist dancing.
2: I can carry that little black dog on your kitchen window around. If I pat it and carry it like its a real dog, people might think I’m a giant which will make me instantly more popular. Giants are popular, right?
Giants are so popular. You can carry mini dog anywhere you like, as long as you feed him and take him out a few times.
Done! And I mean done!
I am scared and excited to witness fist dancing.
Check out my blog. I won’t deny it isn’t scary.
Lalabec,
I’ll start looking for cheap flights then. And pack my hello Kitty underwear.
Can’t wait! We’ll see you and your Hello skivvies soon!
I’m in! Say, if I don’t wear any underwear at all would I still need a spare?
Naw girl you’re good to go. I’m in the same boat!
Seriously, I am NOT sharing my underwear this time, so if you make these choices, I hope you are solid in them.
I have a crown too, but it’s less for thinking and more for making other people jealz. Can I still come?
You’re totally in!
We will still give you a special thinking crown to add to your collection as a party favor when you leave. But, hopefully you will be one of the ones who stays late, passes out, and has to spend the night. That way we can laugh about everything over hang over breakfast the next morning..
I’ll be collecting shirts at the door.
As expected
I can’t wait to see David Harding bare chested.
Me either!
Or Calahan, wherever he is.
Where the hell is he?
Exactly what I am saying! I am calling him out on twitter.
I’m on my way to you now. Should I bring animal print or purple underwear? Wait, I’ll bring my purple animal print underwear. We can dance around in them and have a pillow fight. We’ll video tape it for Chris. Won’t that be super fun? I’ll bring the Goldschlager. Hahahahahahaha!
He’ll be there we won’t even need to tape it! haha. Can’t wait to see your underwear. Mine is a hot pink thong so I hope you don’t mind butts.
I like big butts and I can not lie. Did I just type that? Yes, yes I did. Honey if you can rock a thong do it. I would but I don’t want anyone to go blind!
La La,
This sounds too wild for me. I would get carried away (likely to jail).
I’m gonna stay in and watch “The Dogs Of War” (lock Le Clown in the basement for a few hours and it will be like we are all still hanging out).
RidicuRyder
Stop that ridiculous talk and go make some brownies to bring.
They would be Megalomaniac Brownies…….then we would all wind up in jail.
I am okay with that. I have never been to jail, and if we are all there together it will be safe, right? I am sure Le Clown can use his powers to get us all out when we are ready.
Becca,
Like you just said….”I have never been to jail” or in a confined space with a guy like me who has a terrible, terrible, terrible weakness around Redheads. Our date will have to wait till next fall when I am further along in my path to objectify women less as a step in my evolutionary process.
Of course I know you are going to reply back with some further enticement and likely convince me to come. Should you single handedly derail the realization of man? Becca are you prepared to keep our species in the dark ages where guys like me have absolutely no chance of dignified encounters with beauty as lethal as yours?
The future of mankind is in your hands.
Of course, feel free to include me in hypothetical debauchery follow – ups……..I just need total deniability up front.
Yowza.
Whew, okay that video wasn’t as sceery as I thought, but from the music, I did wonder if the pizza delivery man was going to show up at one of your doors.
I’ll definitely have to stop by. Hey, I’ve got lots of goodies I can bring leftover from Christmas. Should I bring some grasshopper pie too? It’s patterned after the drink. Happy New Year at LaLa’s house!
We laughed a lot over the music. It was definitely some instrumental R&B compliments of the YouTube Video Editor. I thought it went very nicely. There should have been a pizza boy though. I like pizza.
I like pizza, too. And boys.
I’d have no clue how to put a video together. You guys did a great job!
It was all Becca. Bless her.
I want in. I will bring a tattoo gun and my boyfriend Frank Ocean.
Tattoo gun. FTW.
La La and Becca,
This is my official RSVP to the LaLaBeccaPaloozaFest. I’m bringing my 30 foot beer bong. And a cheeseball. Let’s get this mother started.
MY NEW FRIEND! I love a beer bong and I love cheese. See you there!
I’m bringing mistletoe now!
That’s a great idea. Cheeseball first, makeout sessions to follow.
I don’t know why that comment showed up as anonymous, but that was me. Now I don’t know what I am more excited for, the snacks or the making out.
Becca aka anonymous poster, fuck the cheese ball. Let’s just play spin the bottle.
I am in. I will wear one of my tighter t-shirts (striped, of course), slick my hair to a shine and bring a bottle of Prosecco and grain-free donuts (because I want to be able to keep wearing my tight shirt). After a few glasses of spirits (I say ‘spirits’ because, apparently, I am 110 years old), I will begin singing to no one in particular that Ida Maria song, “I like you so much better when you’re naked” after which I will have creeped out enough people, so that I am relegated to wallflower status and end up petting a cat or reading a book.
I’ll be the cat. YEAH!
P.S. I say spirits too, it isn’t old, it’s fancy.
And, yet, I call real spirits ghosts. I’m all over the place.
As long as you don’t suddenly turn and bite, you’re welcome to be the cat.
I’ll be working, but have fun you two!
You deserve all the happiness in the world!
Aww, you can hypothetically come to our hypothetical party and you know it. But you have to come in your bellman uniform.
Fine, but I spend enough time in that thing!
That is a must!
why do i have a feeling some of you live a lot closer to me than i realize? BWI? what’s that, like maybe 3 hours? so doable.
also, change of underwear? that implies i wear any to begin with. good luck with that.
Things are going to get out of hand. I like it.
that’s why we have feet for back-up.
I don’t think I will do naked or show my underwear, but I will bring Champagne for the midnight hour. If I end up out on the lawn, please don’t let me freeze to death.
We will be sure to drag you inside Maddie, but if you fall asleep with your shoes on, I can’t help you. You may very well wake up with homemade sharpie tattoos.
Yessssssss! So excited!! I’ll be there! What should I bake?! Also, awesome song choice! More videos pleaaaaaaaaase!
I am sure anything you bake will be fan-fucking-tastic! Yay videos!
Woohoo!!
Oooh! Can I join you at least for a few jaegers? Sounds so much fun!
How about American Honey? Do you do whiskey? It’s good for you, trust me.
I do do whiskey. American Honey – never tried, but would
All this fun and I have to work! Such is life! ugh
You can be there in spirit, no?
Hello Ladies,
I’ll be attending. Have had the flu for the past several days, wasn’t sure I’d be up for it, but my body is finally rallying. I’ll bring some gin and tonic and an awesome baked brie. See you later today!
Cathy
Cathy, that sounds delicious. Can’t wait to clink glasses with you!
Hahahaha! This sounds awesome. By the by I am about an hour and a half from BWI. SO ITS HAPPENING! I’ll bring some of the finest legal alcohol this side of prohibition as well as myself dressed in a nice shirt/tie slacks combo. I will not be wearing long johns unfortunately.
Yes! You’re close and coming.
Leave the long johns to me, as per usual.
Happy New Years, La La and Becca! I am going to bring some Dance Fever VHS tapes to go with Le Clown’s Solid Gold VHS tapes. I was going to bring some Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew and drink SoMoDoCo’s all night, but then I remembered that I’m not 17 years old and drinking in the woods ’til I pass out anymore. Too bad, because I kinda miss that. So, I’m looking for the house with the homemade helicopter in the back yard, right?
Yay! It’s not a part without you Bill! I like the sound of somodoco’s… said no one ever. Sounds like the worst hang over possible. So much sugar. I will stick to beer and shots of Jameson.