Disney Princess Idea

17 Jan


In the fourth grade, I went to see The Lion King and had a truly magical experience. First of all, I sat next to Cal Ripken Jr. in the theater. Win. Secondly, I spent the next ten years or so thinking that after the NYYAAH ZAABEEENNYAAAHH BABIDICHIBABA bit, that they were chanting “pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom /pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom.”
Here, have a listen for yourself (at 27 seconds):



Now, allow me to smoothly segue into the real issue at hand, which is that while I long to look like a Disney Princess, there are none that I resemble quite like the way Becca resembles Ariel.

Hey, Disney, how about a sarcastic, green-eyed princess with dark hair who likes cake a lot? She actually sings and can ride a horse, too. Maybe her prince is older, funny and quite debonaire and saves her from real life situations like when she gets drunk and passes out in the basement. Or maybe she doesn’t get a prince at all and she just goes home and eats chips sometimes and dances in her underpants and every now and then she gets herself into some of the gosh darn kookiest situations. Perhaps her name is “Laurel,” you know, for whimsy sake.

She seems like a neat princess for your next fairy tale (of a charm city chick). See what I did there? So, what do you say? Disney? Hello? Anyone?

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63 Responses to “Disney Princess Idea”

  1. becca3416 January 17, 2013 at 12:01 pm #

    My life is complete because I look like Ariel. I shall tweet this to Disney. You should absolutely be a Disney Princess.

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 12:35 pm #

      And you have say in what they do so it’s perfect!

      • becca3416 January 17, 2013 at 12:36 pm #

        I got the connect giiiiiiirl.

        • Pigeon Heart January 17, 2013 at 3:10 pm #

          You princess bitches better move out my way. Aladin is MINE.

          • La La January 17, 2013 at 3:18 pm #

            LUCKY! He is soo finnne.

          • becca3416 January 17, 2013 at 3:25 pm #

            As long as you don’t take John Smith.

            • La La January 17, 2013 at 3:27 pm #

              I wanted John Smith, but I’ll take Eric. He’s hot. PRINCE SWAP!

            • becca3416 January 17, 2013 at 3:33 pm #

              Oh wait!!! No, I meant Eric. Eric and Ariel = MFEO!

            • Pigeon Heart January 17, 2013 at 11:35 pm #

              He’s all you girl. I was waaay more into Pocahontas!
              On another note, check this out:

  2. Cakes and Shakes... January 17, 2013 at 12:16 pm #

    POCAHONTAS!!! The world has forgotten her. Or you could be Princess Jasmine. Don’t know if either of them are into cake, but they both do horses. Not literally, that is disgusting.

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 12:38 pm #

      I will consider. Otherwise…I still say my idea is good. A tiger can come too. And John Smith.

  3. Maggie O'C January 17, 2013 at 12:25 pm #

    Love the new hair!
    And as for Cakes and Shakes comment, you could be Princess Catherine the Great.

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

      But Jasmine doesn’t have green eyes and Disney frowns upon my little belly, I’m sure.

  4. TJLubrano January 17, 2013 at 12:26 pm #

    Ohhh you should be a Disney princess! I can totally picture you as one now, with a super sassy dress too. That’s probably not very Disney huh? Hmm wasn’t Ariel’s daughter dark haired with green eyes? I’m not sooo sure now. Either way, it be much better if you had your own Disney movie though. Ariel’s daughter was in the sequel, so she probably doesn’t count as a “real” Disney princess -_-”

    Yay for Cake!

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 12:36 pm #

      Aw thanks!!! You would be a good one, too! Let’s start a series.

      • TJLubrano January 17, 2013 at 2:51 pm #

        Ah! A series would be! :) *looks around* My hairdresser calls me dark-haired Rapunzel.

  5. jennigreenmiller January 17, 2013 at 12:45 pm #

    You might appreciate this. *Warning: Language

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 1:11 pm #

      Belle. She’s French, so she’s a whore. hahahaha

  6. T. W. Dittmer January 17, 2013 at 12:49 pm #

    Every woman is a princess.

    To hell with cartoons. Princess Laurel is the real deal.

    • calahan January 17, 2013 at 1:07 pm #

      Every woman? Ann Coulter? Honey Boo Boo’s mom? That negates the word ‘princess’ being any sort of compliment. Princess should be earned through a great personality. Or by nepotism and being born into royalty.

      • La La January 17, 2013 at 1:10 pm #

        Guys, I have a secret…I am Princess Laurel.

        • calahan January 17, 2013 at 1:16 pm #

          Exactly! And you earned it by being part of a long line of royal inbreeding. It’s really the only way to be sure. ;)

          • La La January 17, 2013 at 1:20 pm #

            I am the most beautiful, inbred woman Baltimore City has to offer, that’s for sure. ::places crown on head and stomps away, wondering how Ann Coulter is even being mentioned around these parts::

            • calahan January 17, 2013 at 1:22 pm #

              In all honesty, you really are stunning for someone who is inbred. I mean that in all sincerity. Your mom/sister and dad/brother must be so proud.

          • La La January 17, 2013 at 1:24 pm #

            Thank you. My brother-cousin agrees.

            • calahan January 17, 2013 at 1:24 pm #

              That’s sweet.

      • Carrie Rubin January 17, 2013 at 1:15 pm #

        Yes, Ann Coulter is definitely the evil witch. And Donald Trump is her apprentice.

        • calahan January 17, 2013 at 1:16 pm #

          And Donald Trump’s hair is the monster that comes to life in the climax and sets out to destroy the village. *shudder*

  7. twindaddy January 17, 2013 at 1:33 pm #

    You forgot inappropriate tweets. Will the princess make inappropriate tweets and embarrass herself? If so, I’ll back this idea up, too.

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 1:38 pm #

      She will, she will. For awhile she will date a pizza before her true prince comes along. If there is one, I mean. Otherwise, pizza is it.

      • twindaddy January 17, 2013 at 1:44 pm #

        Hmm….pizza you say? I like pizza. I like it a lot.

  8. Aaron January 17, 2013 at 1:48 pm #

    Don’t know much about princesses except when I try to convince them to kiss me so I can turn into a prince they ..well let’s just say it doesn’t work out well.

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

      God I hope this is Aaron Browne.

  9. The Bumble Files January 17, 2013 at 1:52 pm #

    La La, You would make the perfect princess! I had no idea that’s what they said in that song!

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 2:32 pm #

      Haha I could swear they are saying it…

      • The Bumble Files January 17, 2013 at 3:06 pm #

        That’s what it sounds like!! It must be, however ridiculous!

  10. rheath40 January 17, 2013 at 1:57 pm #

    We always sing Pink pajamas, ruffles on the bottom.

    • rheath40 January 17, 2013 at 2:03 pm #

      To the Lion King Song, I mean. You should most definitely be a Disney Princess. You have the tiara already. OR you could always have one of mine. :-)

      • La La January 17, 2013 at 2:33 pm #

        I will go to the dollar store and get like 80.

        • rheath40 January 17, 2013 at 2:34 pm #

          Honey I’m going to Walmart and buying a snazzy one for 15 bucks.

          • La La January 17, 2013 at 2:41 pm #

            YOU ARE RICH!

            • rheath40 January 17, 2013 at 2:43 pm #

              I KNOW! Maybe I’ll send you one. And Becca too!

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 2:33 pm #

      HA I’m glad I am not the only one who heard something about pajamas.

      • rheath40 January 17, 2013 at 2:33 pm #

        Great minds think alike and so do great ears. Well they hear alike I guess. Giggle.

  11. Madame Weebles January 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm #

    Jasmine isn’t bad but you’re way prettier. I say we start a petition for new princesses. I was happy they came out with Brave because Princess Merida has curly hair, but she still looks nothing like me. Although frankly, I’d rather look like the WIcked Queen from Snow White. She has style.

    Also, are all people from Charm City inbred? Because that means you and Mr. Weebles are probably related then. Whoooooooooot!

    • La La January 17, 2013 at 3:20 pm #

      That wicked queen is a bad ass! We should write to Disney!!!! Also, please tell Dave that I say hi and so does his sister-cousin.

  12. Cat Forsley January 17, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

    Fave post of Yours EVER XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

  13. Jen and Tonic January 17, 2013 at 6:45 pm #

    I want a Disney princess who likes wearing yoga pants to upscale restaurants, and considers pizza a food group. Until then, Disney can GTFO.

  14. Laura W January 17, 2013 at 8:22 pm #

    Your video is fantastic. Seriously. If you like Disney stuff, you might check out my blog sometime. I’m a HUGE Disney fan, and I just did a post on Disney YouTube sensations.

  15. Kourtney Heintz January 17, 2013 at 9:19 pm #

    I’d watch a movie about that Disney movie princess. :)

  16. Cathy Ulrich January 17, 2013 at 10:24 pm #

    It IS pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom. I laughed so hard! My favorite is the old Credence Clearwater song: “Don’t go out tonight, it’s bound to take your life, There’s a baboon on the right.

    • La La January 18, 2013 at 11:10 am #

      I love that one! And “bathroom” on the right as my friend thought it was ;-)

  17. davidhardingblogs January 18, 2013 at 3:13 am #

    If you can be a princess can I be a car that talks? Then I could take you to Prince Charming in style! But don’t dirty my seats!

    • La La January 18, 2013 at 11:10 am #

      HAHA, of course. PRINCE HERE I COME (not that Prince).

  18. MissFourEyes January 18, 2013 at 8:23 am #

    Princess Laurel of Charm City, I like it! You’d make a good princess

    • La La January 18, 2013 at 11:11 am #

      Aw thanks. I like you!

  19. Marie - Good Morning, Joe January 18, 2013 at 9:15 am #

    Yeah, Disney definitely needs to work on their princess making skills :P

  20. Maddie Cochere January 18, 2013 at 1:09 pm #

    (Ok, my reader -and- my email hate me. How did I miss this??) First, I love your haircut. Very très chic. Princess Laurel is a great name for a Disney Princess. Oooh, she can be a Charm City Chick who travels back in time with her iphone to the time of King Arthur. She sings, rides a horse, knights woo her while she swats them away with her sarcastic wit, eats only cake, and keeps in touch with the 21st century via her iPhone. We may or may not see her in her underpants. … I’m starting a campaign to Disney now.

    • La La January 18, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

      Umm I am really into this idea!!!! I like the way you think. Seriously..

      Dear Disney:

      My friend Maddie and I would like propose to you an innovative princess for your next tale…

  21. happyzinny January 21, 2013 at 9:42 pm #

    And in time you’d have your own attraction at Disneyworld, Princess Laurel’s Charm City Castle, where tourists could buy cake and pink pajamas with penguins on the bottom. (Important note- only the pajamas would have penguins on the bottom.) I don’t know how Disney could turn that down!

    • La La January 22, 2013 at 10:42 am #

      HOW COULD THEY?! They won’t.


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