Here is how to have a good day today whether you’re happily married, single, your wife hates you, or your boyfriend is abroad:
1. Quit yer bitching and be grateful.
2. Look nice. Shave for once. It feels good to look good.
3. Wear something festive. Today my underpants are pink. It’s like a secret party in there that no one can see.
4. Eat a lot of M&M’s.
5. Give candy to your co-workers because the fatter they are, the happier you are.
6. Laugh at funny things on the internet.
7. Fart on really pretty people. They deserve it.
8. Dance and/or drink excessively.
9. Eat more M&M’s.
10. Go to bed remembering that some people only feel special today while YOU feel special every day.
I like it. But what if someone takes you advice and farts on you?
Clever. I will accept the fart as a compliment and follow it with a shower.
Dammit! Typo strikes again. Nothings worse than being clever and stupid at the same time.
Or you could just a href=”http://25tofly.com/2013/02/14/a-valentines-day-production/”>dress like an M&M and drink excessively. Happy V-day you sexy monster.
Well that didn’t work out quite right. I guess that’s what I get for the plug.
Ha, there ya go.
I want to be Peggy’s friend.
Hahaha! Love you.
I love you too sweetness.
Brilliant!
Well, thanks to your post, I accomplished #6! And I think M&Ms are always called for.
I didn’t remember which one it was at first and was hoping you had accomplished the fart.
As if I’d ever admit to that online…
(Thanks for the best laugh-out-loud I’ve had today!)
My response to dressing nicely is to do whatever Ryan Gosling tells me to.
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Also, it’s Thursday! Now where’s that jersey…
I will wear whatever that man tells me to wear.
These are good tips for pretty much any day.
You make a perfectly good point and I’m thinking I should change the title.
Happy Happy Valentines Day!!! Have I told you that you have a great outlook on life! I love women like you and your guy is one lucky lucky man. I must say, he’s pretty cool!
Aw thanks lady!
I think I just might wear some pink underwear and we’ll be at the same party today!
HELLS YEAH!
Instead of the Red Hat Society, we can be the Pink Panty Party!
Can’t argue with 4 or 9. I can’t argue with them on any day of the year.
I completely agree with you.
‘Peggy is a whore’ — hahaha! — ah knew eet!
Me too. In all seriousness, all those guys better get tested.
Perfect list! I did try and fatten up a few of my co-workers today with mountains of chocolate. It was so much fun!
Those suckers!
Pretty underwear puts a positive spin on almost everything. Oscar Wilde probably alluded to this when he talked about how important it is to be happy alone. Simple yet insighful post. Happy V’day to you
You’re right. All days should mean pretty underwear for this reason.
You wrote a list of funny things to do on Valentine’s Day. It was funny. And it was a list. I would like to say thank you for this list. It was a funny list, all about things you can do on Valentine’s Day. Did you write this list?
I actually wrote this list with my own two laser eyes.
LaLa wins this round.
La La,
I’m more of an equal opportunity stinker…..I like to squeak one out just before getting off elevators. I am otherwise 50/50 on the rest of your list, except I am ready to give the pink panties a try, getting a three – pack on my next Target run.
RidicuRyder
Let me know how it goes!
There are 30 minutes left in this happy, red day full of m&m’s and farts. I suspect you are still out dancing, or you are unable to read this because the bottle of wine is now empty. Either way, I’m so happy to read your pink panties are where they belong and not on your head today. Happy Valentine’s Day, La La!!
Aw you too! (I was definitely asleep)
#11.Visit La La and laugh until you pee your pants.
Sounds like a recipe for a great day. Now I really want some M&Ms. Waay too suggestible.
Mmmm
Made me laugh
That was my goal
Me personally?
Smiles
Yes. And waited ever so patiently for you to finally read it.
Laughing. Funny AND lovely …
Blushing. Why thank you.
Smiles
You’re so right. I didn’t eat any M&Ms on Valentine’s Day. I better go house a few bags right now to make up for it.
I hope you had both the coconut and the peanut kind, too.
what an absolutely fal-safe list. I am going to pin this to my bedroom wall. Or stick it in my next-year diary. Or something. Good list.
Stick it behind your toilet!