Today I feel famous for being kind of a loser. Here’s why:
First of all, Simon, Twitter Maestro and author of sweetandweak, retweeted me to well over 4,000 people. That dude is a tweet magician.
Then, Twin Daddy got his inspiration from me for his Daily Prompt. He would like to get a video of my nose whistling. Boys are funny. And gross.
Also, David Harding said he is including me in a book of his AND he read the mess that is the makings of my book (where yes, I am a bit of a loser) and said he loved it.
AND…I just walked out of the lab and someone made red velvet cupcakes, so I think today is pretty much one of the best days ever.
So, that’s why today I feel a bit famous and yes, proud to be kind of a loser who has a nose that whistles at the worst times imaginable.
Ugh.
Thanks guys.
Finally, I won’t be around the blogs as much because I am trying to write more and goof off less. I’ve never been very good at managing my time for these kinds of things. I once wrote a 40-page paper in a one week (and got an A, mind you) and my teacher said I was the only one who followed the directions. Weird.
I will still write here, just not as consistently, and I will do my best to comment on your blogs because I enjoy reading them. You all make me laugh and cry and some of you turn me on and many of you inspire me so very much. It’s a wild roller coaster of emotions, really. Jesus.
If you’ve ever laughed and then cried after being horny because of people you’ve never met…you will know what I mean.
Wow, I just reread that sentence.
See you soon!
Humorist. Storyteller. Poet. Ravens fan. Nose whistler who rarely follows directions.
Ravens fan? I think we have a point of contention here.
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I am a representative of Charm City. Also, Super Bowl.
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Oh, so you’re a bandwagon fan?
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No I am from Bodymore, Murdaland. I love the Ravens.
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There seems to be something wrong with the shirt. It’s…backwards…
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You’re backwards. Can you please tell me how to make the image show up that would be neat.
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Show up where?
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So you can see it in the comment.
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Hmmm….i’m not sure. I’ve never tried.
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La La, I hope you enjoy your day being famous. Your tweet was definitely worth a retweet! Enjoy your cupcake. I can understand about needing more time to write and get down to business. I understand that completely. Good luck!
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Ugh I am terrible at it. Thank you so much for your support. MWAH!
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Pretty lady! Wish you tons of luck with writing and you know, it’s pretty cool to be famous about random things, because that way you can be famous about a lot of little things instead of one big thing! (and eat more cupcakes to celebrate it all. Hehe.)
Red Velvets…ohmigosh! Need to bake a batch again! 🙂
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I will eat one cupcake to celebrate, and one for you, too. 😉 Thank you so much for the well wishes!!
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Yay!!! *clinks with a cupcake*
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Good luck with the writing.
Tim
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Thanks, Tim! I appreciate it.
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i seriously love your world 🙂 🙂 xx
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You are too, too sweet!
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nawww ….i just love Your world 🙂 xx
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Cat you’re awesome. Thank you so much.
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Good luck and keep going!
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I’m trying. I am. I get, well, sidetracked.
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Don’t we all – focus on core activities in short bursts to get going – rest by nose whistling. A rare gift.
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Thanks, Coach! And thank you for always sharing me via Twitter. I am most grateful. ::nose whistles wistfully::
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No worries – you have talent so stretch yourself so as not regret it in years to come!
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I just hugged you like 104 times.
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That was a great tweet. I retweeted it to my ‘posse’ too. 🙂 Good luck with the writing!
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THANKS CARRIE! You’re wonderful. I am not very good at Twitter so when people like me there I feel accomplished and stuff….even if it means absolutely nothing haha.
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It IS fun to see one of our tweets retweeted. I wonder what celebrities think to see their tweet retweeted hundreds and thousands of times. They probably don’t even notice, and yet I’m happy for one…
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Same here, so so grateful for just one retweet. Maybe we will find out how the celebrities feel someday (maybe)!
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If so, may it be on the day of my next book’s release… 😉
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I never felt such feelings as you describe in your final paragraph until I started blogging. Now I feel all of those emotions on a daily basis. I’m lucky I don’t sit at my desk, buck naked with a quart of ice cream while tears stream down my face. Yeesh!
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HA that would be awesome. I will join you because we will likely be doing this from a mental hospital.
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Yes we will. There’s no way in hell anyone wants to see my naked at work. Hahahahahahaha!
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Haha. Don’t think I should get naked in this AIDS lab.
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Nah, that’s probably NOT the best idea.
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Ughhhhhhh I love your hair. That was a moan/grunt. Sorry, it’s weird. I think I will retweet you too so you feel even MORE famous, and in turn, people will think I am famous because it will look like I know famous people personally, and it will be so great.
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Aw thanks, it feels weird when I wash it. We are famous, aren’t we? Pose with me. ::poses and stuff::
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Fucking paparazzi! *poses anyway*
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::rolls eyes at paparazzi, but secretly loves every second of it::
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Red velvet cupcakes just put it over the top. And this blogger can say she knew you when. Congrats.
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Haha, Lori you’re great. Thanks so so much! Just had my second cupcake…
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Well you are uber-famous now 😉 congrats!
I do know that nose sound. I make that during sex all the time. Yeah.
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Hahaha, that’s so very hot, India 😉
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What tune?
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Whistle while you work?
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Whistle while you work spouse story!
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Why, Purple Rain of course.
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Purple Rain with the nose… Post a video please!
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You’re just kind of the best is all.
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Haha, that’s all, no big deal, right?
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Where’s your tiara, girl? I will miss your blogging but I understand. Go Ravens!
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It’s hard to balance the reading, writing, and actual working (and oh, yeah, living), isn’t it?
Especially when you keep hearing that distracting whistle.
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The whistle is just like AAHH I am so busy here leave me alone!
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Look, I said I loved it but that was before I knew your nose whistled. I need time to think about this.
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No! I can do better! Please!
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What sort of writing will you be working on? Poetry?
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Humor stories, kind of like what I do here. I was considering going to poetry route with another girl from Baltimore for a different project. 🙂
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That’s exciting. 🙂
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Congrats and go get em! Paula 😉
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Good luck with the writing – I am having a similar problem with finding time for mine too. Best wishes La La 🙂
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I am the one who is flattered. You put a picture of me buried in the sand on your blog! That tweet was hilarious as are you.
Thanks LaLa.
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No, thank you! Mwah!
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My ears whistle sometimes- that is, my stupid hearing aids do. We could tour some time as The Mood Killers.
P.S. Good luck with the writing. Humor stories should be a natural for you. You’re hilarious!
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Aw thank you! That’s so sweet. And yes, you and I should go on a bar comedy tour or something haha.
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I’m so sorry I didn’t say this sooner- Thanks for the follow! I’m extremely flattered. (I’m such an idiot sometimes. Although it was hard to concentrate with all that whistling…)
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Sounds like a terrific day! Totally understand the need to put writing first. Look forward to your next post. 🙂
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You look absolutely stunning in that pic.
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Thanks!
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Yay that you are writing a book! I decided to dial back my blog presence as well. I want to write my next book, and I’ve let blogging consume my life. Time to fix that. Good luck and have fun as you write, Lauren! 🙂
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