I was so ill for part of last week, that I don’t even remember half of what happened. There are traces of things though–I went to the store at some point and bought earphones and apparently I almost set a pair of my gloves on fire.
My favorite part was an email I just found in my drafts to someone named Alexandra Livingston. This is funny because I don’t know anyone named Alexandra Livingston. This was the email:
__________________________
Dear Alexandra Livingston:
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I checked my deleted items and spam and I did not receive something from her first. I wonder what I was going to tell this imaginary person? Or ask her? Are any of you Alexandra Livingston? This reminds me of the time I had surgery and the medicine they put me on made me hallucinate that I had parakeet named Carol.
Have you ever had a funny hallucination while sick or on meds?


