my medieval valentine.

14 Feb

Ladies, I have some advice. The day before Valentine’s Day is not a good day to argue with the guy who has, for some crazy reason, chosen you as his Valentine. Why? Because I made fun of my Valentine during a heated argument and now he is threatening to take me to Medieval Times:

Really, Medieval Times, a $200 value?

Good god, is the person in the middle photo proposing?! I would be mortified. I could have just said sorry, but I’m stubborn and instead I yelled, “FINE, SOUNDS FUN, CAN’T WAIT!”

As I stomped out of the room he calmly said, “Okay, then I’ll reserve those tickets.”

So, of course now I am worried we are going to Medieval Times. Well, he would be the one going. I am not “too cool” for a lot of really, really dorky things, but this?  It will be a damn cold day in hell when I go to Medieval Times on Valentine’s Day.

I’ll let you know what happens.

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12 Responses to “my medieval valentine.”

  1. Carrie's avatar
    crubin February 14, 2012 at 9:16 am #

    Get your corset and bustier ready. Those women show off some cleavage!

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  2. Unknown's avatar
    Dane Lynch February 14, 2012 at 9:22 am #

    Does thou not yearn in thine bosom and loins for a noble and chivalrous love?

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    • La La's avatar
      La La February 14, 2012 at 10:18 am #

      Nay! Well, yay, but NAY.

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  3. dee dee's avatar
    dee dee February 14, 2012 at 9:40 am #

    Go. You love the Renaissance Fair. Chicken legs!

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    sweetmother February 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm #

    ha, ha…look at the upside, it has to be fun to play “wench” for a day…

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    • La La's avatar
      La La February 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

      ha! fair enough.

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  5. Pigeon Heart's avatar
    Pigeon Heart February 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm #

    it would be just sooo dreamy if he proposed in an outfit like that guy in the pic. sigh~

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  6. Kourtney Heintz's avatar
    Kourtney Heintz February 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm #

    I love your response to him. This could so be a scene in movie. 🙂

    If you do have to go, wallop him in the head with the chicken leg.

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  7. modernmaterialculture's avatar
    modernmaterialculture February 16, 2012 at 5:43 pm #

    is it wrong that i’ve always wanted to go to medieval times since jim parsons rocked the knight outfit in garden state??

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  8. The Hook's avatar
    The Hook February 18, 2012 at 9:37 pm #

    Good luck, sweetie!

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  1. Anonymous - February 15, 2012

    […] the good news is that I didn’t have to go to Medieval Times on Valentine’s Day. However, at 5:30 yesterday I received a text saying, “I picked up the tickets!” […]

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