Oh hi, everyone. I’m drunky at the bar on a Wednesday watching baseball. Whatevs. Here’s what I’m thinking:
1. Lots of balls up in baseball. Long ball. Curve ball. Balls in general.
2. This bar is a sausage fest. Mmmm, sausage. No, but seriously. Lots of dudes.
3. Just had a shot of tequila. It’s gross, but I pulled it off as a sassy shimmy.
4. Yay sports!
5. My boyfriend just said “if I came back and there was caviar here, I wouldn’t be mad.” So he’s maybe wasted (don’t worry, MADD, we’re walking home).
6. I just showed this to him and he said he didn’t say it and now he’s talking about Seinfeld while I’m typing.
7. Now he’s singing Lady Gaga.
8. I just played “Who Let The Dogs Out” on the jukebox. Gonna play it again soon.
9. Can’t wait to go to the beach and swim with exotic animals and run away in the Honduran jungle and become their island princess queen.
10. Seriously. It will be so romantic and my dude will hold me like in those romancey novel covers and then I am going to hold a monkey and swim with jaguars and ride a horse down the beach with wind in my hair and you are all gonna be jeeeeelous.
11. Sean just told me to say Michael Jordan playing for the White Sox was amazing and ’90s Ken Griffey Jr. was also neat.
12. The bartender just made fun of the way I say “huh?” and my response was to make my monkey face and now they’re talking about the monkey face. I’m leaving. Bye. I love you guys. So much.
13. PS – Sean just said “the last time I saw 3 balls and 2 strikes, I was at a circus.” (K, bud.)
14. He told me to add “circus in Tijuana” but I don’t feel like editing.
15. He’s lucky he’s cute. 🙂
16. Him: Baby wants mozzarellas?
Me: Sure.
Him: You are my Sicilian baby queen.
Me: (900 million smiles for infinity miles and stuff)
Wow! The seventh inning stretch is going to be epic! Have fun 😉
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It’s passed that part. We’re losing. Such an angry sausage fest!
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I can imagine. The anger, not the sausages…
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I think the only prescription is to take two more tequilas, and tweet about the hangover in the morning.
Keep having fun!
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Yes, sir!
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I want another drunk tweet party myself.
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THERE IS NO MICHAEL JORDAN IN BASEBALL!! HE IS SACRED!! Sorry I yelled. Carry on.
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It’s ok. Only people from Chicago can see this. I swear.
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uh… never play ‘who let the dogs out’ at a ‘sausage fest’… just sayin’…
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Woof woof woof woof!
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Well now you startled the crack squirrels that live inside my head… thanks…
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Aww, you’re cute when you’re drunk.
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Aw spanks!
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The drunky post is way more inclusive than the drunk dial. Here you get to share the irony and pathos. And Who Let the Dog Out, twice.
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This put a smile on my face but I don’t envy you the hangover coming.
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No hangover. I’m magic. (Not actually magic).
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Ohh magical n stuff. Good deal.
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Lush! Save some for meeeeeeeee……. Seriously, getting tanked on a Wednesday while watching baseball… this is my ideal evening right.
I’m still trying to figure out the 3 balls 2 strikes circus in Tijuana thing.
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(Me too it said balls whatevs)
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Balls. Balls balls balls.
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Hehehehehhehe
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That doesn’t sound like a vodka shot to me!
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Ok. Fif one. You’re welcome
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Did. Yeesh
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The only thing that properly puts down the taste of one vodka shot is another one, La La.
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By the way, I think you’re some kind of comic book hero. I picture you in a cape. Drinking on Wednesday, watching baseball… awesome.
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La La the Radiant Poop. Maybe. After 2 vodka. This took 8 yrs to type.
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How’d you feel this morning?
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Honestly, I didn’t feel too bad yesterday. It was surprising. Before I went to bed I chugged water though, and I guess that helped! Telling me to take vodka shots….hmph!
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Drunk too, for starters, and have been watching Pee Wee’s Playhouse in a bar. I have to say I worked in a retail store in the music area and we would play “who let the dogs out” and the theme song from “Mortal Kombat the movie” just to irritate people. It was the best.
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Yes!!!! This made my morning hangover worth while. Hope you had weird Pee Wee dreams.
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Here is my real comment. I gleeked approximately 10 times while reading this. No particular reason. Other than that I am drunk and yawning which = geleekage. I enjoyed the post thought. You know that. Glad I confessed that. ❤
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Tweet drunk party was fun. I only gleek when I’m in pools, how do you even do it?
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Aww I loved this! 🙂 Especially 9 & 10. 16 was so sweet too. Actually I loved them all haha.
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Awww. Such a sap! 😉
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Loved this. Get drunk more often 😉
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On it, haha
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This probably shows where my mind is, but when I read you were drunk(ish), my first thought was that you have excellent spelling and grammar when you’ve been drinking. 🙂 How many shots is the spelling/punctuation decline point?
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Autocorrect was extremely helpful. I did go back and squint my way through it to fix a couple words but overall, posting from my phone was a good idea! At home there would have been more mistakes, no doubt.
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What kind of phone do you have? I generally don’t like posting long things from my phone, although it is easier than it used to be.
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It’s a Droid RAZR. It’s nearly 2 yrs old and I’m due for an upgrade. My fingers are a bit small so that’s helpful though. I hadn’t used it before for posting! What do you have?
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I have a Galaxy S3. It’s actually the first smartphone I’ve ever had and I’ve never even owned a cellphone in the States, so I can’t really bank on my experience. It’s a nice phone though but after the laptop, writing blog posts on it is a bit frustrating. I’ve only done it a few times, when I’m on vacation and away from my computer.
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I like those! The battery life can be crappy though. I can’t believe you didn’t have one! Isn’t that weird? We live in such a different world. Who knew I’d be walking into work communicating basically over text with an American in Korea.
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Hope your head isn’t pounding too much this morning…
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Ha. Feeling just lovely, thank you!
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13 was tres funny. That Sean’s a funny guy.
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I like balls. When they don’t smell like cheese.
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Oh my god hahaha, what?
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Hahahahaahahahhaha. Sometimes balls, they smell like cheese.Oh La La, I’m a nutbag.
Love, Renee
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How is the hangover?
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It wasn’t too bad, honestly. I’m proud of my achievements.
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You guys are so gross.
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I know. It’s really bad.
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Ah the good ole days…
Blondie was always my drunk jukebox jam though. “Heart of Glass” lol.
I love drinking through others, I get all the fun with none of the hangover. Thanks! 🙂
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That sounds like a way better plan. Good on you! 🙂
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Eh didn’t have much of a choice really, but that’s okay. That’s what friends are for.
And mozzarella. 🙂
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Reblogged this on dliwcanis.
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Laughing hard!
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