After 10 months of focused research, I have finally created a comprehensive list of the main reasons that men exist. Please let me know if I’ve left any out.
My results show that men exist to:
– Grill amazing things
– Remove bugs
– Zip up my dress
– Fasten my bracelet
– Check if food is too hot before I take a bite
– Find out what that sound was downstairs
– Remind me that I live in a land of make-believe
– Reach high places
– Hold *this* for a second while I look for/do *that*
– Make me laugh
– Pick which shoes I should wear after I’ve narrowed it down
– Fix the toilet
– Tell me when there’s something wrong with my car
– Teach me about something that I didn’t originally find interesting,
such as space or different types of screwdrivers
– Remind me that farts exist and that they are hilarious
– Accidentally say something stupid while trying to compliment me
– Remind me that so many other women are hotter than I am
– Fix my electronics
– Practice impregnating me
tales of a charm city chick 
