Happy New Year!

2 Jan

My NYE was definitely less eventful than last year (I had a fight with my ex-boyfriend about a cab, walked barefoot in the freezing cold to a hotel, got us a room and then tried to leave wearing nothing but a coat).

This year, when I got home from the bar I realized that my dog Porter’s whine sounds EXACTLY  like Tim Allen. Prior to passing out, I felt inspired and wrote a haiku:

New Year’s Eve

 I’m crunk. Fireworks–

Porter hears and whines like Tim

The Tool-Man Taylor.

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2 Responses to “Happy New Year!”

  1. Jonathan January 3, 2012 at 12:20 am #

    Hot and funny. Wish I lived in Baltimore.

    – Jon

    Like

  2. Anonymous January 3, 2012 at 8:59 am #

    Gotta love Porter!
    -Dee Dee

    Like

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