It’s one of those days when I feel like
…but if I didn’t work, I would post to WordPress all day and eventually end up living in a box on the side of MLK Blvd. I’d probably try to steal the 101 Dalmatians comforter from the homeless guy who already lives there and we would have a fight. Then, I would be wanted for murdering a homeless guy. So, I GUESS I will stick to having a job, being independent and using my brain. At least for now.
Hilarious.
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Hmmm, I don’t think “too pretty to work” will fly for me. I’ll have to find another excuse. Too dimwitted, perhaps?…
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You’re too pretty to work, just like me haha.
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Yes. You are too pretty to work!
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You are!
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I wish I looked like that woman in the photo when I woke up in the morning. I bet she doesn’t even have morning breath.
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you can most definitely just post on WordPress all day long, while at work. I think that will avoid all those other things you think would happen
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