On Saturday night, my friend, her boyfriend and I went to a little people circus in Harrisburg, PA.
I imagined that they would do typical circus things, but it turned out not really being that kind of circus. First of all, the tall, round, ringmaster spent the evening pretending that his penis was an elephant and that it made elephant sounds. Weird. Then there was a tiny Elvis impersonator who later juggled with fire. Fun.
My favorite acts, however, included the talents of Jordanna James and Nik Sin.
Nik Sin, who has a bit of Marilyn Manson style (and has played mini Marilyn Manson), came out in clown makeup and a red nose and deep-throated a balloon, which is a fine magic trick, indeed. As far as a small clowns with tattoos deep-throating things goes, I think this performance takes the cake. He returned later in the show and escaped from a small straight jacket while hanging upside down. I suggest looking him up if you have time.
Jordanna James came out in the same cheetah costume that I wore for Halloween when I 9, except she stripped out of it. I didn’t remove mine in any sort of sexual fashion. She also danced with a whip to Circus by Britney Spears and rode around on the ringmaster’s back. I liked her weave.
It was a fun evening and I recommend checking them out if they’re ever in town.
I uploaded the picture above to Facebook and on my way home that night, I received questionable messages from two different men. Enjoy.
Guy 1: Can you get the number of the blonde little person please?
Me: I already left… are you serious?
Guy 1: When you’re horny, why not? My belief is my penis will be bigger to her and I’ve always wanted to feel like a black guy.
Me: Fair enough.
Guy 2: I want to have a threesome with you and the blonde little person, is that wrong?
Me: To each his own. I don’t do threesomes, but thank you for including me in your fantasy.