Little People Circus

13 Aug

 

On Saturday night, my friend, her boyfriend and I went to a little people circus in Harrisburg, PA.

I imagined that they would do typical circus things, but it turned out not really being  that kind of circus. First of all, the tall, round, ringmaster spent the evening pretending that his penis was an elephant and that it made elephant sounds. Weird. Then there was a tiny Elvis impersonator who later juggled with fire. Fun.

My favorite acts, however, included the talents of Jordanna James and Nik Sin.

Nik Sin, who has a bit of Marilyn Manson style (and has played mini Marilyn Manson), came out in clown makeup and a red nose and deep-throated a balloon, which is a fine magic trick, indeed. As far as a small clowns with tattoos deep-throating things goes, I think this performance takes the cake. He returned later in the show and escaped from a small straight jacket while hanging upside down. I suggest looking him up if you have time.

 

Nik Sin

 

Jordanna James came out in the same cheetah costume that I wore for Halloween when I 9, except she stripped out of it. I didn’t remove mine in any sort of sexual fashion. She also danced with a whip to Circus by Britney Spears and rode around on the ringmaster’s back. I liked her weave.

 

Jordanna James

 

It was a fun evening and I recommend checking them out if they’re ever in town.

I  uploaded the picture above to Facebook and on my way home that night, I received questionable messages from two different men.  Enjoy.

 

Guy 1: Can you get the number of the blonde little person please?

Me: I already left… are you serious?

Guy 1: When you’re horny, why not? My belief is my penis will be bigger to her and I’ve always wanted to feel like a black guy.

Me: Fair enough.

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Guy 2: I want to have a threesome with you and the blonde little person, is that wrong?

Me: To each his own. I don’t do threesomes, but thank you for including me in your fantasy.

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29 Responses to “Little People Circus”

  1. Christopher De Voss August 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm #

    I think you should change your stance and only agree to a threesome if one of the persons is a midget. Think of all the hoops a man would have to jump through to try to get that setup…that would be awesome to watch…actually I’m to pitch that as a movie idea to the producers of The Hangover.

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

      Hmm…good point. If they do set it up though, I’m screwed. If you pitch that idea, you better give me some credit, De Voss!

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  2. gingerfightback August 13, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    Dwarf love is good love

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm #

      I’m pleased you agree!

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  3. Frivolous Monsters August 13, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

    As much as I’m appalled to wonder about the sort of people that you know in real life, I am left mostly in awe of your American mental health system (for whatever that is) for having the forethought to cater a range of straightjackets entirely for “little people”. Nice.

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm #

      FM,

      It’s America. Everyone has the right and freedom to be crazy….and suffer the consequences.

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  4. Carrie Rubin August 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm #

    I believe you’ve just made me speechless. I’ve got nothing. Except maybe an undying adulation of you and your anything-but-dull life.

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

      I hope to achieve dull someday. Until then….

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    • clownonfire August 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm #

      Carrie,
      I’ve liked La La’s post a few hours back, and I’ve been trying to come up with something witty, and I’ve come short of anything clever to say… Ha!
      Le Clown

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      • Carrie Rubin August 13, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

        This may be one circus Le Clown could not partake in. Unless maybe they shot you out of a cannon, or something.

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      • Madame Weebles August 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm #

        You disappoint me, Le Clown.

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        • Le Clown August 13, 2012 at 7:28 pm #

          Madame Weebles,
          I’m still in Nova Scotia…
          Le Clown

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  5. Madame Weebles August 13, 2012 at 7:25 pm #

    You have some seriously funny/demented guy friends, La La. Meanwhile I kind of like the idea of stripping out of one’s costume. Good thing Halloween isn’t that far away.

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 10:42 pm #

      If I had someone to strip for, I’d certainly be on board the SS Halloween strip!

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  6. Kathy V. August 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm #

    If it wasn’t for the photos, I’d think you made this whole thing up. It seems highly implausible. I mean, going to PENNSYLVANIA? Who does that?

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 10:43 pm #

      Right? An hour into that drive I was like WHAT AM I DOING!?

      I realized I need to take more pictures to prove these things actually happen….even if it’s just to prove it to myself.

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  7. dockfam August 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

    never in a thousand years would I ever have something this interesting and out of the ordinary to write about. Can I live vicariously thru you? I’m not worthy!

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 10:45 pm #

      Haha, all are welcome, although I apologize in advance for when things get weird (it happens kind of often).

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  8. jennigreenmiller August 13, 2012 at 10:32 pm #

    I want your life

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    • La La August 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

      Oh haha no, you really don’t! I promise. 😉

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  9. Elliot August 14, 2012 at 11:45 am #

    That sounds brilliant. Did they fire a small guy out of a (mini) cannon?

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  10. Carolina Courtland August 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

    Where did you see them? We never have anything like that here in Texas.

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  11. becca3416 August 14, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

    If only I had a quarter for every time you were propositioned for a threesome, I’d be moved cross country already.

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    • La La August 14, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

      Dude, seriously. What about me says, “threesome?”

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      • becca3416 August 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm #

        People see what they want to see. I think people just want to do it with you.

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