Young Marlon Brando

4 Sep

 

I was making my way into work this morning when a guy who looks like young Marlon Brando grabbed my arm:

Young Marlon Brando: Hi…

Me (pulling arm back): Hi?

Young Marlon Brando: Sorry, this is weird, but do you want to meet me for a drink after work?

Me: Does anyone ever tell you that you look like young Marlon Brando?

Young Marlon Brando: HEY STELLA!!

Me: Hahaha, that’s a yes. I’m Lauren. Do you work on campus?

Young Marlon Brando: No, I’m here on business. Will you meet me?

Me: How about Camden Pub at 5:15?

Young Marlon Brando: Looking forward to it.

 
And then he kissed my hand and walked away. Smooth. I didn’t get his name. Those eyes. Smooth indeed.

My, young Marlon Brando, what sexy lips you have….is it getting hot in here? No? I guess I did have a lot of coffee, which would explain why I’m so nervous and jittery. Just breathe, Lauren, you don’t even know that guy’s name. I need to keep it together. KEEP IT TOGETHER. I need to keep my legs together. Oh god, I should have worn panties today.

 

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30 Responses to “Young Marlon Brando”

  1. Christopher De Voss September 4, 2012 at 11:06 am #

    Just remember Young Marlon Brando turns into old fat Apocalypse Now Marlon Brando…

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  2. rheath40 September 4, 2012 at 11:09 am #

    Oh honey, he sounds heavenly. What could be better than a young Marlon Brando? Maybe a young James Dean? Alas James will always be young, won’t he? Meet this man for a drink and learn his name. Learn everything about him. 🙂

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    • La La September 4, 2012 at 11:23 am #

      I will meet him! Ooooh James Dean. He can come too.

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  3. Carrie Rubin September 4, 2012 at 11:17 am #

    While I would love nothing more than an encounter with a young Marlon Brando, in my case it would be a “Ma’am, do you have the time?” instead of a “Hey, wanna get a drink later?” Sigh.

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    • Carrie Rubin September 4, 2012 at 11:18 am #

      Oh, I meant to tell you to have fun! Oh, and put on some undies.

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      • La La September 4, 2012 at 11:30 am #

        Haha thank you. I don’t usually get strangers asking me to go out for drinks. They usually come up to tell me something like that I have toilet paper stuck to my shoe…

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        • Carrie Rubin September 4, 2012 at 11:32 am #

          Just for fun, why don’t you stick some toilet paper to your shoe before you meet him…

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          • La La September 4, 2012 at 11:33 am #

            Might as well save myself the embarrassment!

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  4. Frivolous Monsters September 4, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    I much prefer old Marlon Brando. He was much more of a man: Possibly two, two and a half… Maybe three.

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    • La La September 4, 2012 at 11:32 am #

      This one is still in “Stella!” stage. I can’t help myself! He will get to the more of a man point eventually, and then you can crush on him too 🙂

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  5. Susan Vasko September 4, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    That’s awesome!!!! I’m actually glad u did not wear panties Sent from my iPhone

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    • La La September 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

      Such a good friend 😉

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  6. calahan September 4, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    Hopefully, this dude is all the look of Stanley Kowalski without the whole being kind of an ass thing. Good luck. 🙂

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    • La La September 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

      Right? What a temper!

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  7. Kathy V. September 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

    Who needs underwear? Seriously.

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    • Kathy V. September 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

      Oh, and also, good luck! He sounds dreamy. And also potentially dangerous, which is fun too.

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      • La La September 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm #

        No underpants? Freeing. No underpants around dangerous, dreamy hunk? Too freeing. Not that we’d do it in public or something. If you’re driving around town though and see something, don’t be surprised.

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  8. becca3416 September 4, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

    If you don’t at least have a hard core drunken make out sesh with him I will be thoroughly disappointed in you. I will also be disappointed if you do not report back in heavy detail so I can live vicariously. Thanks.

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    • La La September 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

      No worries girl, I’m on this!

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  9. Sword-chinned bitch September 4, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

    Gotta tell you — I’m pretty damned excited! Keep us posted will you?

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    • La La September 4, 2012 at 10:01 pm #

      There will be an update this week for sure.

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  10. Carolina Courtland September 4, 2012 at 8:14 pm #

    I’m hot for you.

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