I was making my way into work this morning when a guy who looks like young Marlon Brando grabbed my arm:
Young Marlon Brando: Hi…
Me (pulling arm back): Hi?
Young Marlon Brando: Sorry, this is weird, but do you want to meet me for a drink after work?
Me: Does anyone ever tell you that you look like young Marlon Brando?
Young Marlon Brando: HEY STELLA!!
Me: Hahaha, that’s a yes. I’m Lauren. Do you work on campus?
Young Marlon Brando: No, I’m here on business. Will you meet me?
Me: How about Camden Pub at 5:15?
Young Marlon Brando: Looking forward to it.
And then he kissed my hand and walked away. Smooth. I didn’t get his name. Those eyes. Smooth indeed.
My, young Marlon Brando, what sexy lips you have….is it getting hot in here? No? I guess I did have a lot of coffee, which would explain why I’m so nervous and jittery. Just breathe, Lauren, you don’t even know that guy’s name. I need to keep it together. KEEP IT TOGETHER. I need to keep my legs together. Oh god, I should have worn panties today.
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Just remember Young Marlon Brando turns into old fat Apocalypse Now Marlon Brando…
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Good one. 🙂
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Not today he doesn’t! 😉
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Ahahahaha!
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Oh honey, he sounds heavenly. What could be better than a young Marlon Brando? Maybe a young James Dean? Alas James will always be young, won’t he? Meet this man for a drink and learn his name. Learn everything about him. 🙂
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I will meet him! Ooooh James Dean. He can come too.
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🙂
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While I would love nothing more than an encounter with a young Marlon Brando, in my case it would be a “Ma’am, do you have the time?” instead of a “Hey, wanna get a drink later?” Sigh.
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Oh, I meant to tell you to have fun! Oh, and put on some undies.
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Haha thank you. I don’t usually get strangers asking me to go out for drinks. They usually come up to tell me something like that I have toilet paper stuck to my shoe…
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Just for fun, why don’t you stick some toilet paper to your shoe before you meet him…
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Might as well save myself the embarrassment!
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I much prefer old Marlon Brando. He was much more of a man: Possibly two, two and a half… Maybe three.
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This one is still in “Stella!” stage. I can’t help myself! He will get to the more of a man point eventually, and then you can crush on him too 🙂
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That’s awesome!!!! I’m actually glad u did not wear panties Sent from my iPhone
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Such a good friend 😉
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Hopefully, this dude is all the look of Stanley Kowalski without the whole being kind of an ass thing. Good luck. 🙂
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Right? What a temper!
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Who needs underwear? Seriously.
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Oh, and also, good luck! He sounds dreamy. And also potentially dangerous, which is fun too.
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No underpants? Freeing. No underpants around dangerous, dreamy hunk? Too freeing. Not that we’d do it in public or something. If you’re driving around town though and see something, don’t be surprised.
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If you don’t at least have a hard core drunken make out sesh with him I will be thoroughly disappointed in you. I will also be disappointed if you do not report back in heavy detail so I can live vicariously. Thanks.
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No worries girl, I’m on this!
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Gotta tell you — I’m pretty damned excited! Keep us posted will you?
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There will be an update this week for sure.
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I’m hot for you.
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Me? Finally, we can be together!
Oh..you meant Marlon? Well…never mind…
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LOL. Good one.
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