In case you didn’t know, David Harding’s cousin wanted someone working at the pizza emporium to draw a picture on a pizza box and now David Harding has declared it PizzaBoxDrawcember. I will be participating in this event because:
A. I like food.
B. I like David Harding. He’s silly and talented and you should follow him. He’s Australian, ladies, but he’s married, so keep those panties intact.
C. I am due for a pizza and wine bender while I wait for my boyfriend to get off work and then he’s like, “You sound miserable, did you eat a whole pizza again?” and I’m like, “Absolutely.”
My last pizza bender involved waking up at 10:30 pm to an empty pizza box, two ice cream cone wrappers and what appeared to be a ‘food baby’ pregnancy.
This had me wondering if other people also go on pizza benders and lucky for those reading this, a Google search did me no wrong. What I found is a video of a guy drinking warm Newcastle Ale amidst a Hall & Oates pizza bender. Perfect!
According to the “About” section, he proceeded to eat the ‘za and do farts, all while listening to Hall & Oats. This was the morning of a wedding that he and his brother attended. He drank approximately 9 beers by the time he got to the wedding and that evening led to his brother ripping off his own shirt like superman and the star of this video climbing up a mountainside in the pitch dark.
If you do not like burps, farts, Hall & Oates or boys, I do not suggest that you click play. Personally, I think this is a masterpiece and I believe that all men are disgustingly fabulous works of art and I veritably adore them.
tales of a charm city chick 
OMFG this is hilarious. La La you tickle me to pieces.
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Hot. (I beat him to it this time so now he has to think of something else).
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Hi-lar-ious! “That’s a good sangwich.” Eating in his own filth — I concur La La — I do declare this is a masterpiece. I was seriously strangely riveted.
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I had to come back to tell you I must forward to my sister — she appreciates stuff like this š
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Sangwich! I heard that too. Yes please forward this fine art along, I hope she enjoys it!
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I want pizza! Now!
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I will have some waiting for you!
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Cool! Pepperoni?
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Sure I guess. No spaghetti pizza please.
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Pepperoni is your fav, but you know I’m up for anything.
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La La, this is perfect. A masterpiece! There’s nothing else I can say…I guess I should look up David Harding. Thanks!
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It was a good find, indeed. Check him out, one of my favorites is called Angular Anguish…very clever.
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He’s a like turtle, eats while shits, classy!
Loved it,
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Hahaha, so classy!
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So freaking funny. The fact that he was listening to THAT song is what killed me.
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Same, it was perfect and needed to be shared.
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“Bloody farts”. I feel ill. Why did I watch? Why?!
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Because it’s funny, silly.
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I haven’t been on a pizza bender for years, and that video demonstrates why I won’t be doing so anytime soon. But by all means, enjoy yours. š
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The video also demonstrates what you can assume your sons will enjoy doing some day.
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Oh, God help me, they already do. But thankfully they don’t record it. Yet.
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Hopefully they don’t come up with that idea for a long, long time.
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You know why I love this so much? Because it is clear how close he and his brother are and how much fun they have together. And guys being guys, nothing better except kittens maybe. Kittens being guys.
I gotta go get some pizza.
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Aww that’s the sweetest reason to like it. Glad you had fun in NYC!
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Never had a real pizza bender. Fried chicken is my weakness. And ice cream. And yogurt.
Yep. Yogurt and potato chips. Go figure.
“Disgustingly fabulous works of art”…. you gotta copyright that one. You could hang it on some drawing and apply for a trademark. š
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Yum, chips! Which kind do you like? (And yes, I plan to still write something real.. just had to ask about the chips first so I can contact my inner Tim).
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I like Lays. They’re the saltiest, oiliest chips I can find right now. š They go great with yogurt.
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I kept waiting for him to puke or something, but I agree, this was strangely riveting!
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I was nervous about that too.
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I found this oddly, grossly fascinating.
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I’m glad. I was going for funny, but fascinating works for me.
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Wow. What did I do before the internet again? Also, why are there hotdog eating contests but no pizza eating contests? Obviously a pizza eating contest would be riveting, especially if bystanders are allowed to goad.
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What a great idea. I did a meatball eating contest once… ouch.
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I so can’t wait to watch your video tomorrow!
Pizza emporium! Ha!
And crikey – didn’t think ladies would be tempted by me but YESSSSS!
Love!
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Haha you make jokes! I’ll let you know if I get a drawing.
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Yay!
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Loved the video. It was like a train wreck, and I couldn’t turn my eyes away. We are going to try to score a pizza drawing, too. We will have pizza benders until we get one. š
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Do it! I’m excited.
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I’d like to go on a gummy worm bender sometime. Zero to diabetic in 2.3 hours.
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Sour gummy worms or regular? This is important.
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Regular. Bears work too, in a pinch. The sour ones are okay, but after half a bag, they’d start to burn holes in my mouth.
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Very moving
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lmao! I’m just glad I don’t have SMELLAVISION! LOL ON “eat on your own filth” I just gotta appreciate dudes laughing at their SLOTHNESS. This one is precious. You are soooo twisted La la … you crazy chick! Tweeting this now.
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Hilarious! I love Hall and Oates!
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Me too!
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I didn’t heed your warning, I watched it. Now, I need therapy.
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Hope you have insurance!
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I do, but I still may send the bill to that dude in the video.
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Fascinating, gross and funny all at the same time. For much of the video it looked like a Zombie pizza bender…No facial expression, dark circled eyes and chewing – lots of chewing…
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I was thinking that he must have been so hungover at the time, but I like your explanation better!
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It’s very simple to find out any matter on net as compared to textbooks, as I
found this paragraph at this website.
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Fuck. Off. Like, actually, do that.
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