7 Dec

In case you didn’t know, David Harding’s cousin wanted someone working at the pizza emporium to draw a picture on a pizza box and now David Harding has declared it PizzaBoxDrawcember. I will be participating in this event because:

A. I like food.

B. I like David Harding. He’s silly and talented and you should follow him. He’s Australian, ladies, but he’s married, so keep those panties intact.

C. I am due for a pizza and wine bender while I wait for my boyfriend to get off work and then he’s like, “You sound miserable, did you eat a whole pizza again?” and I’m like, “Absolutely.”

My last pizza bender involved waking up at 10:30 pm to an empty pizza box, two ice cream cone wrappers and what appeared to be a ‘food baby’ pregnancy.

This had me wondering if other people also go on pizza benders and lucky for those reading this, a Google search did me no wrong. What I found is a video of a guy drinking warm Newcastle Ale amidst a Hall & Oates pizza bender. Perfect!

According to the “About” section, he proceeded to eat the ‘za and do farts, all while listening to Hall & Oats. This was the morning of a wedding that he and his brother attended. He drank approximately 9 beers by the time he got to the wedding and that evening led to his brother ripping off his own shirt like superman and the star of this video climbing up a mountainside in the pitch dark.

If you do not like burps, farts, Hall & Oates or boys, I do not suggest that you click play. Personally, I think this is a masterpiece and I believe that all men are disgustingly fabulous works of art and I veritably adore them.


53 Responses to “PizzaBoxDrawcember”

  1. rheath40 December 7, 2012 at 12:14 pm #

    OMFG this is hilarious. La La you tickle me to pieces.


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

      Hot. (I beat him to it this time so now he has to think of something else).


  2. Sandee December 7, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

    Hi-lar-ious! “That’s a good sangwich.” Eating in his own filth — I concur La La — I do declare this is a masterpiece. I was seriously strangely riveted.


  3. Sandee December 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    I had to come back to tell you I must forward to my sister — she appreciates stuff like this šŸ˜€


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 12:28 pm #

      Sangwich! I heard that too. Yes please forward this fine art along, I hope she enjoys it!


  4. Christopher De Voss December 7, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

    I want pizza! Now!


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

      I will have some waiting for you!


  5. The Bumble Files December 7, 2012 at 12:31 pm #

    La La, this is perfect. A masterpiece! There’s nothing else I can say…I guess I should look up David Harding. Thanks!


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 12:44 pm #

      It was a good find, indeed. Check him out, one of my favorites is called Angular Anguish…very clever.


  6. Doggy's Style December 7, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

    He’s a like turtle, eats while shits, classy!
    Loved it,


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

      Hahaha, so classy!


  7. Jen and Tonic December 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm #

    So freaking funny. The fact that he was listening to THAT song is what killed me.


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

      Same, it was perfect and needed to be shared.


  8. becca3416 December 7, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

    “Bloody farts”. I feel ill. Why did I watch? Why?!


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

      Because it’s funny, silly.


  9. Carrie Rubin December 7, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

    I haven’t been on a pizza bender for years, and that video demonstrates why I won’t be doing so anytime soon. But by all means, enjoy yours. šŸ˜‰


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 1:01 pm #

      The video also demonstrates what you can assume your sons will enjoy doing some day.


      • Carrie Rubin December 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

        Oh, God help me, they already do. But thankfully they don’t record it. Yet.


        • La La December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm #

          Hopefully they don’t come up with that idea for a long, long time.


  10. Maggie O'C December 7, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

    You know why I love this so much? Because it is clear how close he and his brother are and how much fun they have together. And guys being guys, nothing better except kittens maybe. Kittens being guys.

    I gotta go get some pizza.


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 6:49 pm #

      Aww that’s the sweetest reason to like it. Glad you had fun in NYC!


  11. T. W. Dittmer December 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    Never had a real pizza bender. Fried chicken is my weakness. And ice cream. And yogurt.

    Yep. Yogurt and potato chips. Go figure.

    “Disgustingly fabulous works of art”…. you gotta copyright that one. You could hang it on some drawing and apply for a trademark. šŸ˜‰


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

      Yum, chips! Which kind do you like? (And yes, I plan to still write something real.. just had to ask about the chips first so I can contact my inner Tim).


      • T. W. Dittmer December 7, 2012 at 1:53 pm #

        I like Lays. They’re the saltiest, oiliest chips I can find right now. šŸ˜‰ They go great with yogurt.


  12. RFL December 7, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

    I kept waiting for him to puke or something, but I agree, this was strangely riveting!


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

      I was nervous about that too.


  13. Madame Weebles December 7, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

    I found this oddly, grossly fascinating.


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

      I’m glad. I was going for funny, but fascinating works for me.


  14. Love and Lunchmeat December 7, 2012 at 4:01 pm #

    Wow. What did I do before the internet again? Also, why are there hotdog eating contests but no pizza eating contests? Obviously a pizza eating contest would be riveting, especially if bystanders are allowed to goad.


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 5:57 pm #

      What a great idea. I did a meatball eating contest once… ouch.


  15. davidhardingblogs December 7, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

    I so can’t wait to watch your video tomorrow!
    Pizza emporium! Ha!
    And crikey – didn’t think ladies would be tempted by me but YESSSSS!


    • La La December 7, 2012 at 6:22 pm #

      Haha you make jokes! I’ll let you know if I get a drawing.


  16. davidhardingblogs December 7, 2012 at 9:59 pm #



  17. Maddie Cochere December 8, 2012 at 1:28 am #

    Loved the video. It was like a train wreck, and I couldn’t turn my eyes away. We are going to try to score a pizza drawing, too. We will have pizza benders until we get one. šŸ™‚


    • La La December 8, 2012 at 11:14 am #

      Do it! I’m excited.


  18. David Stewart December 8, 2012 at 8:01 am #

    I’d like to go on a gummy worm bender sometime. Zero to diabetic in 2.3 hours.


    • La La December 8, 2012 at 11:13 am #

      Sour gummy worms or regular? This is important.


      • David Stewart December 8, 2012 at 9:41 pm #

        Regular. Bears work too, in a pinch. The sour ones are okay, but after half a bag, they’d start to burn holes in my mouth.


  19. gingerfightback December 8, 2012 at 10:28 am #

    Very moving


  20. Lafemmeroar December 8, 2012 at 1:33 pm #

    lmao! I’m just glad I don’t have SMELLAVISION! LOL ON “eat on your own filth” I just gotta appreciate dudes laughing at their SLOTHNESS. This one is precious. You are soooo twisted La la … you crazy chick! Tweeting this now.


  21. The Hook December 8, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

    Hilarious! I love Hall and Oates!


    • La La December 8, 2012 at 11:31 pm #

      Me too!


  22. calahan December 8, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

    I didn’t heed your warning, I watched it. Now, I need therapy.


    • La La December 8, 2012 at 11:29 pm #

      Hope you have insurance!


      • calahan December 9, 2012 at 1:28 am #

        I do, but I still may send the bill to that dude in the video.


  23. Cathy Ulrich December 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

    Fascinating, gross and funny all at the same time. For much of the video it looked like a Zombie pizza bender…No facial expression, dark circled eyes and chewing – lots of chewing…


    • La La December 8, 2012 at 11:30 pm #

      I was thinking that he must have been so hungover at the time, but I like your explanation better!


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    • La La July 17, 2014 at 1:47 am #

      Fuck. Off. Like, actually, do that.



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