Not those things. These things:
Once upon a time, my friend and I went to the bar, got drunk and she spent the night. We went up to my room and she watched me do my evening routine (above).
K: This is the least sexy thing I have ever watched.
Me: What? They say to use the Biofreeze and dog bone for my neck, the cast thing to keep my arm straight while I sleep, the sock thing goes under it and the green band so my hair doesn’t get in my face and make me break out.
Then I went and looked in the mirror and I was not hot at all, so I did a dance.
K: It’s still not sexy.
Me (air humping): Boys love it.
K: When’s the last time a boy saw your room?
Me (still dancing): 2011.
K: We are going to fix this, and when we do, no Biofreeze.
Me (doing some form of dougie): I know, I’ve already learned that lesson.
K: Poor guy.
Me (still douging): Poor me too! Don’t worry though, a hero will soon save me from sexual deprivation, I feel him coming.
K: Hah, coming.
Me (more douging): Come, let’s dougie.
And so we did, at 3 am, to no music.
Oh how I’ve missed your humor!
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I’m baaaaack😉
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You make me scream you’re so funny. What the hell is a dougie???
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Why thank you. Here ya go.
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I was just about to ask the same thing ! Xx
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My bet is you will feel him cumming!🙂
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When I read dog bone I took you for some sort of monster…
Looked at the picture again and I get it now. Not Chinese herbal remedies…
And I didn’t know what dougie was either and took if for boogie!
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Oh my gosh, I will be more specific next time hahaha
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still not clear on the biofreeze…
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It’s cryotherapy, so it’s super cold and kind of smells bad.
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Hilarious!
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Thanks. Hope your day is going okay.
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You and your friend were in tshirts and panties right? At least that’s how I read it.
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Duh. Pillow fight! ::giggles::
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La La, I love your conversations. Next life I am coming back as a fly on your wall.🙂
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What if in the next life we are both flies?
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Your friend’s initial “K” must stand for Kickass. Everyone needs a pal to dougie with and help you get laid.
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Haha, you’re so funny. Agreed!
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Oooh, biofreeze … hot (in a sense) but not so sexy. Do the Dougie
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Doing the Dougie is the answer to everything. If I was a crossing guard for a living that’s all I would do. Man, I wish I was a crossing guard…
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I could fuccing kiss you for this one! Ah, the female bedside traditions…
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hahaha, MUAH!
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Teach me how to dougie, teach me teach me how to… wait what was I supposed to be doing again? Gotta love the air hump. Classic. The boys will soon all be in your yard, er bedroom. Keep your fingers crossed for me!
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If that is the case, I will direct some of the cute ones to your bedroom!
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I love that you air humped to make it sexy….pretty sure I laughed
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pretty sure it was sexy😉
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‘Then I went and looked in the mirror and I was not hot at all, so I did a dance.’
That is now my solution to everything.
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Good. The world would be a better place if we all made this our solution to everything!
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