19 Aug

And now for something a little different…three chicks (Maggie, Carolina and myself) review porn. Enjoy!

Staked in the Heart

This is the first official sex tape review for The Three Hot Chicks on Porn. They are:

Carolina of Staked in the Heart,

La La of Tales of a Charm City Chick,

Maggie

We chose “Another Night in Chyna” featuring WWE wrestler and reality TV star Chyna (Joanie Laurer) and her boyfriend, X-Pak (Sean Waltman), another WWE wrestler.

Chyna claims the video was amateur, done for their own private use, and it was “leaked.”  That happens all the time. You go to find the video of last Christmas and discover its gone, then suddenly its all over the internet.

 

 

The action starts with a pool scene where we see Chyna floating on a raft in a red bikini. X-Pak enters the pool to fumble around awkwardly trying to kiss her.

La La: “Have these two met? I feel like this is his first time.”

Carolina:  

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13 Responses to “”

  1. Christopher De Voss August 19, 2012 at 11:42 am #

    “Her boobs are weird. I want to punch them.” Best. Comment. Ever.

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  2. Kathy V. August 19, 2012 at 11:50 am #

    Oh holy crap. That is the funniest shit EVER. Please continue this series for the rest of your life.

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    • La La August 19, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

      Ha, thank you. That’s the plan!

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  3. Maggie O'C August 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

    Yay!! They like us, they really like us!! Chris couldn’t see how weird those boobs are. Now I find out Chyna is an alcoholic and addict, I feel kinda bad but if she’s all whacked out she should be having better sex.

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    • La La August 19, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

      Yeeeaaah she should. Unless we all just imagine it’s better and it isn’t…hmm…

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  4. Madame Weebles August 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

    BRAVA!!! That’s the best review I’ve read in a long long while–of any movie, porn or otherwise.

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    • La La August 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

      Haha thank you! I can’t wait to do another (not that I want to sit alone in the dark on my couch with another bad porno yelling “grrrooooss” at naked people).

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  5. Carolina Courtland August 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm #

    My God, that picture of Chyna is HUGE. I need to resize pics before putting them in she’s taking over your entire blog.

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    • La La August 20, 2012 at 10:20 am #

      You know, it just looks bigger because it’s her. I’m thinking we should make another blog for the future posts!

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  6. Kitty DrunkDrunk August 21, 2012 at 10:59 am #

    Now I feel a little weird about Kitty DrunkDrunk’s inflatable Chyna love doll. I’d secretly chuck it in the dumpster but K DD sleeps on it. And sometimes in it.

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