Thanks to the Mad Gay Man for the Lovely Blogger Award! He is mad, gay, a man and an absolute treasure. He often has me guffawing at my computer screen, which I’m sure is appreciated by everyone in my workplace.
Now I have to share 7 things about myself because he said so:
– During a pilot lesson, I screamed the entire time that I landed the plane.
– I took an intensive Shakespeare class and to pass I had to play Sir Toby Belch in Twelfth Night. I was so nervous about acting that I drank half of my “prop” beforehand and performed drunk. Everyone thought it was fantastic and my professor suggested that I do more acting.
– There are a number of bloggers who are very important to me and I am grateful to have all of you in my life.
– Without cable or sufficient heat, I have found that dancing cures both boredom and the chill of cold winter days/nights.
– I am craving a grilled cheese sandwich.
– I used to hate getting unsolicited naked photos from you people, but now I kind of like it and I feel honored that ladies and gentlemen from far off places may want to share their bits and bobs with me (and no, I won’t share your photos, don’t worry).
– When I was a kid I ate the stuff that’s inside of glow sticks. I got a sore throat afterward and it didn’t even make my pee glow. What a bummer.
I don’t normally participate in these sorts of things, but if I did, I would award my girl Madame Weebles. She’s smart, has big boobs and is one witty bitch–I’m not sure what other reason you would need to click that link. Also, she’s a reiki master and I think that’s hella cool. I long for a good reiking.
I love reading things about people in these awards posts — I can imagine you screaming in that plane — funny but not so funny too.
I agree with you about Mme. W. I believe you have some things in common, including wit! Have a great weekend La La!
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Aw thank you, you’re so sweet. You too!
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I wish I would have had the stones to eat a glow stick.
Also I would send you a picture of my junk, but it’s just not the same unless we are dancing and masturbating.
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There’s still time to eat a glow stick, but I don’t suggest it. Also, anyone who didn’t read that post is going to be so confused hahaha.
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well that’s his or her’s problem.
PS you rock!!! I love your stories!
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Thank you!! xoxo
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your so welcome, can I show you my Penis now??
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Go for it!
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Weird, I crave a grilled cheese too. Maybe a glow stick grilled cheese.
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You, sir, are a man-genius. I’ll make one for you!
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Yummmm!
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I must be so highbrow in not looking for a PO Box number to post squished pictures of my genitalia to, that I’ve just run off after squeezing it onto a flatbed scanner, and instead focused of the Shakespeare bit and thought… Your prop was actually real booze? That’s some school / college / university that you went to!
FM
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Well I brought the prop…and I made sure it was a bottle of Moscato, and that it was real 🙂
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I can’t believe your pee didn’t glow! Wonderful post as usual, and I always love your blog recommendations.
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Thanks 🙂
I think you will like her!
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“When I was a kid I ate the stuff that’s inside of glow sticks.”—Well, now, that explains everything.
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Heeeeeey, how rude!! 😉
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But that’s what makes you special. In a good way. 🙂
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Gratz, and you are 100% correct that Madam Weebles is one cool cat! Whats up with bloggers getting emails of naked pictures and stuff?? lol. Well. you are certainly a good sport about it 🙂
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I am a good sport because it’s funny. It’s not like they are showing up at my front door with it hanging out. Then we might have to worry! Thanks for stopping by!
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….suppose that can be little awkward. At minimum, you should be gentle with the front door and not slam it too hard infront of him…(ouch)
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i tried smoking the stuff inside a glow stick once – it made everyone’s pee glow
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HAHHA Kyle, of course you did!
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La La,
Congrats!! And where’s Madame Weebles? Is she pulling a Marlon Brando on you?
Le Clown
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She was, but she came around. Can’t imagine who told her…
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AWWWW, thanks, chickie! Sorry I’m so late in getting here to read this. You’re awesome. If I lived nearer to you I would totally make you a grilled cheese sandwich with a side of glow stick.
Meanwhile, I don’t get unsolicited photos of people’s naked junk. I’m obviously doing something wrong. What’s your secret??
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Sorry I am late getting to this! My secret to junk? Flirt back.
Thanks for the yummy grilled cheese with side of glow stick (I prefer blue glow stick, you know, for next time)!
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That’s a good choice–blue is a nice contrast to go with the cheese. Duly noted!
(Also, flirting back requires that people actually flirt with you to begin with. The fact that I’m an old married broad is probably why nobody flirts with me. C’est la vie.)
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Congrats! You deserve it. You’re a riot!! I love your blog. 🙂
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Thanks girl 🙂
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There is never a bad time for a grilled cheese sandwich. Please tell me you’ve tried it with Parmesan baked into the crust.
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What? WHAT? I’m so hungry and intrigued.
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Congrats! And I, too, am very pro Weebles.
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As a proffesional, I can confirm your dancing statement.
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I can’t spell professional.
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I really shouldn’t let this much time lapse between visits. Funny and endearing as always, I’m totally bummed about the glow stick thing. Great stuff as always.
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