Disney Princess Idea

17 Jan
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NYYAAH ZAABEEENNYAAAHH BABIDICHIBABA

 
In the fourth grade, I went to see The Lion King and had a truly magical experience. First of all, I sat next to Cal Ripken Jr. in the theater. Win. Secondly, I spent the next ten years or so thinking that after the NYYAAH ZAABEEENNYAAAHH BABIDICHIBABA bit, that they were chanting “pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom /pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom.”
 
Here, have a listen for yourself (at 27 seconds):

 

 

Now, allow me to smoothly segue into the real issue at hand, which is that while I long to look like a Disney Princess, there are none that I resemble quite like the way Becca resembles Ariel.

Hey, Disney, how about a sarcastic, green-eyed princess with dark hair who likes cake a lot? She actually sings and can ride a horse, too. Maybe her prince is older, funny and quite debonaire and saves her from real life situations like when she gets drunk and passes out in the basement. Or maybe she doesn’t get a prince at all and she just goes home and eats chips sometimes and dances in her underpants and every now and then she gets herself into some of the gosh darn kookiest situations. Perhaps her name is “Laurel,” you know, for whimsy sake.

She seems like a neat princess for your next fairy tale (of a charm city chick). See what I did there? So, what do you say? Disney? Hello? Anyone?

63 Responses to “Disney Princess Idea”

  1. becca3416 at 12:01 pm #

    My life is complete because I look like Ariel. I shall tweet this to Disney. You should absolutely be a Disney Princess.

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    • La La at 12:35 pm #

      And you have say in what they do so it’s perfect!

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      • becca3416 at 12:36 pm #

        I got the connect giiiiiiirl.

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        • Pigeon Heart at 3:10 pm #

          You princess bitches better move out my way. Aladin is MINE.

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          • La La at 3:18 pm #

            LUCKY! He is soo finnne.

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          • becca3416 at 3:25 pm #

            As long as you don’t take John Smith.

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            • La La at 3:27 pm #

              I wanted John Smith, but I’ll take Eric. He’s hot. PRINCE SWAP!

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            • becca3416 at 3:33 pm #

              Oh wait!!! No, I meant Eric. Eric and Ariel = MFEO!

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            • Pigeon Heart at 11:35 pm #

              He’s all you girl. I was waaay more into Pocahontas!
              On another note, check this out:

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  2. Cakes and Shakes... at 12:16 pm #

    POCAHONTAS!!! The world has forgotten her. Or you could be Princess Jasmine. Don’t know if either of them are into cake, but they both do horses. Not literally, that is disgusting.

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    • La La at 12:38 pm #

      I will consider. Otherwise…I still say my idea is good. A tiger can come too. And John Smith.

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  3. Maggie O'C at 12:25 pm #

    Jasmine.
    Love the new hair!
    And as for Cakes and Shakes comment, you could be Princess Catherine the Great.

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    • La La at 12:37 pm #

      But Jasmine doesn’t have green eyes and Disney frowns upon my little belly, I’m sure.

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  4. TJLubrano at 12:26 pm #

    Ohhh you should be a Disney princess! I can totally picture you as one now, with a super sassy dress too. That’s probably not very Disney huh? Hmm wasn’t Ariel’s daughter dark haired with green eyes? I’m not sooo sure now. Either way, it be much better if you had your own Disney movie though. Ariel’s daughter was in the sequel, so she probably doesn’t count as a “real” Disney princess -_-”

    Yay for Cake!

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    • La La at 12:36 pm #

      Aw thanks!!! You would be a good one, too! Let’s start a series.

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      • TJLubrano at 2:51 pm #

        Ah! A series would be! ๐Ÿ™‚ *looks around* My hairdresser calls me dark-haired Rapunzel.

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  5. jennigreenmiller at 12:45 pm #

    You might appreciate this. *Warning: Language

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    • La La at 1:11 pm #

      Belle. She’s French, so she’s a whore. hahahaha

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  6. T. W. Dittmer at 12:49 pm #

    Every woman is a princess.

    To hell with cartoons. Princess Laurel is the real deal.

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    • calahan at 1:07 pm #

      Every woman? Ann Coulter? Honey Boo Boo’s mom? That negates the word ‘princess’ being any sort of compliment. Princess should be earned through a great personality. Or by nepotism and being born into royalty.

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      • La La at 1:10 pm #

        Guys, I have a secret…I am Princess Laurel.

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        • calahan at 1:16 pm #

          Exactly! And you earned it by being part of a long line of royal inbreeding. It’s really the only way to be sure. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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          • La La at 1:20 pm #

            I am the most beautiful, inbred woman Baltimore City has to offer, that’s for sure. ::places crown on head and stomps away, wondering how Ann Coulter is even being mentioned around these parts::

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            • calahan at 1:22 pm #

              In all honesty, you really are stunning for someone who is inbred. I mean that in all sincerity. Your mom/sister and dad/brother must be so proud.

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          • La La at 1:24 pm #

            Thank you. My brother-cousin agrees.

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      • Carrie Rubin at 1:15 pm #

        Yes, Ann Coulter is definitely the evil witch. And Donald Trump is her apprentice.

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        • calahan at 1:16 pm #

          And Donald Trump’s hair is the monster that comes to life in the climax and sets out to destroy the village. *shudder*

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  7. twindaddy at 1:33 pm #

    You forgot inappropriate tweets. Will the princess make inappropriate tweets and embarrass herself? If so, I’ll back this idea up, too.

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    • La La at 1:38 pm #

      She will, she will. For awhile she will date a pizza before her true prince comes along. If there is one, I mean. Otherwise, pizza is it.

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      • twindaddy at 1:44 pm #

        Hmm….pizza you say? I like pizza. I like it a lot.

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  8. Aaron at 1:48 pm #

    Don’t know much about princesses except when I try to convince them to kiss me so I can turn into a prince they ..well let’s just say it doesn’t work out well.

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    • La La at 2:30 pm #

      God I hope this is Aaron Browne.

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  9. The Bumble Files at 1:52 pm #

    La La, You would make the perfect princess! I had no idea that’s what they said in that song!

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    • La La at 2:32 pm #

      Haha I could swear they are saying it…

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  10. rheath40 at 1:57 pm #

    We always sing Pink pajamas, ruffles on the bottom.

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    • rheath40 at 2:03 pm #

      To the Lion King Song, I mean. You should most definitely be a Disney Princess. You have the tiara already. OR you could always have one of mine. ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • La La at 2:33 pm #

        I will go to the dollar store and get like 80.

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        • rheath40 at 2:34 pm #

          Honey I’m going to Walmart and buying a snazzy one for 15 bucks.

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          • La La at 2:41 pm #

            YOU ARE RICH!

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            • rheath40 at 2:43 pm #

              I KNOW! Maybe I’ll send you one. And Becca too!

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    • La La at 2:33 pm #

      HA I’m glad I am not the only one who heard something about pajamas.

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      • rheath40 at 2:33 pm #

        Great minds think alike and so do great ears. Well they hear alike I guess. Giggle.

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  11. Madame Weebles at 2:45 pm #

    Jasmine isn’t bad but you’re way prettier. I say we start a petition for new princesses. I was happy they came out with Brave because Princess Merida has curly hair, but she still looks nothing like me. Although frankly, I’d rather look like the WIcked Queen from Snow White. She has style.

    Also, are all people from Charm City inbred? Because that means you and Mr. Weebles are probably related then. Whoooooooooot!

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    • La La at 3:20 pm #

      That wicked queen is a bad ass! We should write to Disney!!!! Also, please tell Dave that I say hi and so does his sister-cousin.

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  12. Cat Forsley at 3:00 pm #

    Fave post of Yours EVER XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
    ADORABLE XXX
    C

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  13. Jen and Tonic at 6:45 pm #

    I want a Disney princess who likes wearing yoga pants to upscale restaurants, and considers pizza a food group. Until then, Disney can GTFO.

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  14. Laura W at 8:22 pm #

    Your video is fantastic. Seriously. If you like Disney stuff, you might check out my blog sometime. I’m a HUGE Disney fan, and I just did a post on Disney YouTube sensations.

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  15. Kourtney Heintz at 9:19 pm #

    I’d watch a movie about that Disney movie princess. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  16. Cathy Ulrich at 10:24 pm #

    It IS pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom. I laughed so hard! My favorite is the old Credence Clearwater song: “Don’t go out tonight, it’s bound to take your life, There’s a baboon on the right.

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    • La La at 11:10 am #

      I love that one! And “bathroom” on the right as my friend thought it was ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  17. davidhardingblogs at 3:13 am #

    If you can be a princess can I be a car that talks? Then I could take you to Prince Charming in style! But don’t dirty my seats!

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    • La La at 11:10 am #

      HAHA, of course. PRINCE HERE I COME (not that Prince).

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  18. MissFourEyes at 8:23 am #

    Princess Laurel of Charm City, I like it! You’d make a good princess

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    • La La at 11:11 am #

      Aw thanks. I like you!

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  19. Yeah, Disney definitely needs to work on their princess making skills ๐Ÿ˜›

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  20. Maddie Cochere at 1:09 pm #

    (Ok, my reader -and- my email hate me. How did I miss this??) First, I love your haircut. Very trรจs chic. Princess Laurel is a great name for a Disney Princess. Oooh, she can be a Charm City Chick who travels back in time with her iphone to the time of King Arthur. She sings, rides a horse, knights woo her while she swats them away with her sarcastic wit, eats only cake, and keeps in touch with the 21st century via her iPhone. We may or may not see her in her underpants. … I’m starting a campaign to Disney now.

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    • La La at 2:30 pm #

      Umm I am really into this idea!!!! I like the way you think. Seriously..

      Dear Disney:

      My friend Maddie and I would like propose to you an innovative princess for your next tale…

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  21. happyzinny at 9:42 pm #

    And in time you’d have your own attraction at Disneyworld, Princess Laurel’s Charm City Castle, where tourists could buy cake and pink pajamas with penguins on the bottom. (Important note- only the pajamas would have penguins on the bottom.) I don’t know how Disney could turn that down!

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    • La La at 10:42 am #

      HOW COULD THEY?! They won’t.

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