Yesterday I learned that many of you have listened to certain songs when having or imagining a makeout session. From this prompt I also learned that I know a bunch of wonderful weirdos.
As a little gift to you this holiday season, I made a playlist of our songs to help listeners have an amazing makeout session!
Long time lovers? Trying to impress someone on the first date? This playlist will work wonders–I promise. Okay, so maybe the results were a little different from what I imagined….and there are a few ads in there so that’s annoying, but the playlist will serve its purpose so you better do so much kissing and touching and stuff to these songs! DO IT. ALL THE SEXY TIMES.
Just think, soon this could be you:
But hopefully better. This is not good. Don’t do it this way.
Whoever you’re kissing will thank me later (because he or she has probably never swapped spit during “Kokomo” AND Cher on the same day).
I, as you already know, chose “Return to Innocence” by Enigma. Below I included links to the writers and artists who participated and their songs of choice. I encourage folks to check them out as they are extremely talented and some of my very favorite creative people on all of the internets!
All of the song suggestions can be found on the Ultimate Makeout Session Mix playlist. Enjoy!
Jason, thejasonmingle: Cher – If I Could Turn Back Time
Amy, The Bumble Files: Phil Collins – Take a Look at Me Now
Emily, The Waiting: Anything by Pearl Jam due to an Eddie Vedder crush, so I chose “Even Flow.”
Madame Weebles: Soul II Soul – Back to Life
Johnny Ojanpera: Roxette – It Must Have Been Love
Jason, The Life of JWo: Warrant – Cherry Pie
Jen and Tonic: Beach Boys – Kokomo
Vyvy, Vyvacious: Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On
TJ Lubrano: Backstreet Boys – Nobody but You
RidicuRyder: Bobby Darin – Mack the Knife
Trent Lewin: Anything by Abba, so I chose the song “Fernando.”
Steph Rogers, She Said What: Nelly Furtado – Magical World (Bassnectar Remix)
Becca, 25 To Fly: Sevyn Streeter feat. Chris Brown – It Won’t Stop (I chose this over John Mayer because John Mayer once said, “My dick is sort of like a white supremacist” soooo…).
Ginger Fight Back: Dr Feelgood – Milk and Alcohol
What a mix. Lol
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You’re welcome, miss 😉
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Ha ha. No, you didn’t!! Yes, you did! I certainly could never come up with such a list on my own. Whoa. This is the ultimate “For All Your Sexy TImes” list!
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Let me know how it works for you. I’m thinking it will be great.
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It would make a fabulous gift!
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In a surprising turn of events, my lady boner grew stronger after reading this mix. Not what I had anticipated.
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Same here. You’re going to have such a sexy day!!!
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I think I’m lactating now.
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Mission accomplished!
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Cherry Pie–Ha, that made me laugh. What a fun blog post. I only wish I could give you a song, but I can’t. Both my modesty and my…okay, just my modesty…preclude me from doing so.
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Even just for kissing? Caaarriieeeeee.
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I suppose the theme song from Dexter would just make me look creepy… 😉
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That’s a start!
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No “Sexual Healing” by Max A Million?
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Can you believe no one chose that? Instead we have Cher. Weirdos, I tell you.
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I can only assume that these people are all deviants. And having read most of their blogs, I can pretty much confirm that assumption.
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I should probably add that as a playlist disclaimer.
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Nice list! I think it would sell. Sade’s No Ordinary Love did it for me. Lol at the term lady-bone.
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Good song 🙂 Jen, I’d say, uses some of the best terms. I can only hope for a vocabulary half as witty.
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These are hilarious– I cannot believe yours is “Return to Innocence.” That song makes me want to spin around in circles with my arms out, which would be difficult (though not necessarily impossible…) to do whilst snogging. I like the vote for Marvin Gaye… maybe it’s “been done” but it was good doing 😉
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Spin around in circles with my arms out…that is the perfect description. Marvin Gaye gets my vote, too. Good choice!!
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Also, even though I am late to the party…. if I had to add one it would be “I Want You” by Kings of Leon. That song just makes one want to exchange bodily fluids.
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Just listened, LOVE IT!
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I love this in ALL the ways! I am turning this into a spotify playlist. And laughing a lot.
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Good idea! Let me know if the mood changes during kokomo. I’m so curious!
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I shall trial this playlist and report back captain!
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I have made a playlist, for all those peeps that have me on spotify. It’s called “Lala’s make out playlist”. It’s really funny!
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Wishing I had spotify!
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I have used Journey’s greatest hits and Roxy Music’s Avalon to great effect in the past.
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I didn’t play yesterday, but if I had, I would have chosen Poison’s “Talk Dirty To Me”. I’ve always had a thing for that one. Wonderfully fun piece! 🙂
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I can imagine! 😉 I love that song. Gonna play it while I’m in the shower.
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Nice!
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Jen’s choice is, in a word, perfection.
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Agreed.
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There’s nothing like a good heavy petting session while the looping menu music of an ‘Arrested Development’ DVD plays in the background.
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Been there with the Jurassic Park DVD menu. I feel you.
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HAHAHAHA! I can’t wait to make good use of this playlist tomorrow! I’ll let you know how it goes… 😉 Haha!
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Oh my gosh! This is one interesting mix hahaha. Not sure if I’d pick my own song again though, I’m already laughing imagining the dude’s face! Gotta keep this mix in mind for when I go on a date haha.
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Haha, keep this list close! You never know when the opportunity may strike.
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I may or may not scare the potential date away or…he suggests his own ‘pure moods’ song. Now that would be awesome haha.
Thanks so much for including me. I forgot to say so in my first comment.
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“Mack the Knife” — yes, yes — I can SO see that. I just might have to adopt that one for myself.
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Grrrrrr
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The theme from Sanford and Son? Where is it?
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I like the inclusion of Mack the Knife. For a very special woman, I guess. 🙂
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