Christmas is almost here! Still not sure what to buy for that picky special someone? You came to the right place because today I am highlighting THE holiday must-haves this season. These festive gift ideas are bound to delight your loved ones and may even leave a few speechless!! Fun!!!!!!!
1. Why not show your parents how much you love them this year with a super stylish scorpion chair? It’s 6.5 feet tall and will look great in any house. And guess what? It’s only $5,750!
2. This unique 2015 calendar features pooping dogs–perfect for the mother-in-law or your boss who has everything.
3. A Guy Will Rub Condiments On His Chest for $11.79+. Your surprised girlfriend of three years will scream things like “What the hell is wrong with you, Steve!?” and “I wish you were dead!” She’ll get over herself pretty quickly though because this guy is truly a fun treat!!
4. You know how your picky cat loves wearing clothes? Well he will REALLY love wearing his new lion mane cat hat which also happens to make him look like he’s in a hair band! Just look at this cuddly little guy! Adorbs!
5. Blow his mind this Christmas with a leather banana holder for his bike. He needs this, chica. Only $55.00!
6. I don’t know about you guys, but my Facebook feed is simply packed with goodies like ultrasounds and depressing news. Try ignoring the bad news and celebrate the gift of life (hopefully!) with your favorite pregnant couple this Christmas by stealing the ultrasound and getting a 3D print of the unborn fetus! They will feel so special and will definitely have a place to put it.
That’s it! Gosh, I just love Christmas!!!!!! You can find more delights at odditymall.com. Happy Holidays, everyone!
That cat looks like satan himself. Hey Miss La. Merry Christmas and a blessed new year to you.
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Truly. Aw you too, Lori! Enjoy it. 😀
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Why is the banana holder $55? Seriously, what kind of leather is this guy using to make them?
I’m digging the scorpion chair. It’s cool. Not $5,750 cool. but pretty cool.
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Hahaha! It must seriously be the best banana holder on planet earth. I didn’t realize there were enough people riding bikes who LOVE bananas but hate putting bananas in backpacks. Now we know.
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#2, #3, and #6—So, so wrong…
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So wrong. The exclamation points were starting to hurt. Pretending is hard.
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Hilarious! I want that hat for my kitties. I bet they would fight over that. Happy Holidays, Lauren.
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Haha! I’ve never met a cat willing to wear a damn thing. 🙂
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Haha! Yeah, right! Good luck with that one. It makes it even funnier.
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Haha! I’ve never met a cat willing to wear a damn thing! 🙂
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Happy Holidays, Amy!
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LaSwanLa,
See, its stuff like this that makes you graceful….
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*curtsies*
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Yikes.
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I raise my left eyebrow at you…
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Thank God. 😀
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😀
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I MUST HAVE ALL OF THEM!!
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Mostly the chair.
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……only the chair.
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Yes! BUY IT PLEASE!
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Yes! I will break open my piggy bank and…! $23.52 well, I’ll probably get a second mortgage someday, anyway! To the mortgage people!
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Ugh, mortgages. Forcing us to get even more creative. You might just have to make one, it can’t be too hard (I say whilst eating peanuts and drinking from my box of wine…but listening to Sinatra!)
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Wonderful gifts I hope someone will get for me at some point… O.o
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Nothing says “I Care” or “I have questionable taste” more than a 3-D copy of a fetus. Oh honey, he has your nose and my cord!
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These are fabulicious! Love the banana holder — always wondered where to put my banana when I’m riding my bike smoking a cigarette!
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I’d buy the fat guy in a foetal position covered in Mayonnaise.
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Mmmmmm
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I would totally buy that scorpion chair if it were reclinable. I mean, if you’re going to look like a super-villain, you might as well be comfortable. That banana holder is just wrong and the fetus sculpture is a bit disturbing though.
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I am SO with Carrie… but admit that it’s hard to say that only 3 are wrong! 😉 Amazing that this shit is out there.
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I think I really dropped the ball by not getting a 3D printing of the twins when they were in the womb.
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Wow! As a Scorpio I must say the Scorpion Chair is the best! Thanks for sharing.
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Clearly I needed to come here before the holidays! The scorpion chair is amazing. And the condiment guy–who could ask for more! Hope you had a great holiday!
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Thanks, lady! Hope you got a guy with condiments on him! I think?
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wacky, wacky, wacky! except for 3-D fetus — that’s just right-down creepy.
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That was hilarious. The banana holder cracked me up the most and the 3D fetus was a little bit freaky.
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Thank you! I hope the banana holder becomes of good use to all your friends! 😉
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Hi La La, best gift list ever
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Why did no one get me a banana holder in 2014?
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RIGHT?!
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It was only $55… WTF. Makes you reflect on who your friends were
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