It’s hard to leave you for the day,
Let’s cuddle forever
and be like kids when we play.
At night, we meet at my front door–you kiss me.
I don’t mind that you don’t have a job
and your tattoo gives you history.
So they call it puppy love,
but what can I do?
I am hopelessly and endlessly in love with you.
...even if you burp in my face, have a snaggletooth and occasionally smell like corn chips
Six things to avoid on a first date
( that have happened to me on a first date…all within the last 6 years)
1. Try not to fall and cut your knee/leg/ankle. If you do, try not to cry. If you cry…avoid allowing your date to dress your wounds (but hey, if you’re horny, this is a great, easy way to let a guy in your pants).
2. Don’t laugh hard at his jokes and say something like, “Oh my god, that’s hilarious, I love you!” because you will spend the next 5 minutes in silence or awkwardly trying to explain what you meant.
3. If you’re out and you see the person who waxes you, avoid drunkenly calling her over and announcing, “She has seen my vagina!”
4. Avoid nose bleeds. Or, if you’re trying to get out of the date, don’t avoid nose bleeds.
5. Don’t talk to anyone who in the past has given you an embarrassing nickname. Your date may start calling you that nickname (“Moose” or “Wee Wee” are 2 examples).
6. Avoid tucking your dress into your panties. You should avoid this on all dates and at all times. I suggest that you look in the mirror AND check for a draft before you leave the ladies’ room. This should be easy enough.
Actually, while on the topic, here are the things you should be doing in the bathroom (in a timely manner):
Dog lover. Storyteller. Urbanite-Suburbanite. Poet. Music addict. Editor. Explorer. Wine enthusiast (Malbec, please). Anglophile. People watcher. My dream job? Writer, or a Tom Jones back up singer. Well, not Tom Jones now, but Tom Jones in the early '70s...so let's go with the writing thing.
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